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“Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am - not stuck in the middle, but hovering above the entire farcical spectrum, weeping as I behold my fellow man’s devotion to political illusion and self-destruction.” - Robert Higgs (she/her)

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Latest posts by scrambledmeggs.bsky.social on Bluesky

LOLOLOL are people actually posting AI images of burning MAGA hats because if yes, this is soooo funny and has to be an op.

16.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 186    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 0

Nothing but pride in this squad. Overcame SO much this season. #BAONPDX

15.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't want to get political here, but whoever designed the ComicCon website should be tried at The Hague.

15.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 380    🔁 16    💬 16    📌 3

Jesus Christ.

15.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 3878    🔁 1485    💬 61    📌 169

Russia had Swan Lake, we get Andrew Lloyd Webber. Even our downfall is embarrassing.

15.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.

15.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 1265    🔁 274    💬 16    📌 4

“No cologne/perfume” option would have me paying extra EVERY time

14.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Agreed. In my professional legal opinion, the email about Trump blowing Clinton is classic hearsay: you hear it and it's your obligation to say it to others.

Y'know, like the JD/couch thing.

14.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 458    🔁 80    💬 19    📌 5

Quick, somebody come up with a new name for Vines that’s so annoying it makes Jack quit his own platform again.

14.11.2025 01:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

13.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 16213    🔁 5598    💬 69    📌 107

My understanding is there has to be less than 2,000 votes AND less than 0.5% to trigger the recount. Katie’s at 0.71% now. I think we’re safe.

12.11.2025 23:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes I close my eyes for a minute and imagine a meteor striking the capitol building during a SOTU. It’s called “mindfulness.”

10.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A picture of Pete Buttigieg standing in front of a white board that reads “what if we rage on behalf of the machine?”

A picture of Pete Buttigieg standing in front of a white board that reads “what if we rage on behalf of the machine?”

10.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Couldn’t agree more. As a person who has a crush on him, I am sad. But that’s about where it stops. Pants is ALSO a hot keeper, so fuck it. Good luck to him!

10.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Silly Season Kickoff!

10.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This right here. Except I don’t think it was holiday travel that changed things. I think this was the plan all along; they wanted to drag it out past Election Day to motivate the base. As soon as that was over, so was the shutdown.

10.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As someone who worked at Disneyland for 8 years, let me just tell you that this is gonna make employees suicidal.

08.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Community members surround north Portland school after ICE reported nearby
YouTube video by KPTV FOX 12 | Local news, weather Portland, Oregon Community members surround north Portland school after ICE reported nearby

portlanders showed up en masse to protect Cesar Chavez middle school today. ICE did not enter any schools in north portland today but people are worried & PPS locked doors at some schools
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb1b...

07.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 58    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 4

Don’t lock your knees, kids!

06.11.2025 18:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

His framing may not have prioritized climate change, but his POLICIES, from busses and bike lanes to groceries to the rent, are ALL good for the climate. You’re reaching, here.

06.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well this fucking sucks.

06.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bumping this devastating, essential reporting by @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social again. Rideshare workers, already treated terribly by the union-busting corps they work for, are being kidnapped from O'Hare as city-hired security guards watch.

06.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 114    🔁 84    💬 2    📌 2
05.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 2340    🔁 355    💬 20    📌 6

The cope is astounding.

The people you’re trying to lead left you behind a long time ago and it would be sad to see you flailing to maintain relevancy if it weren’t so funny.

05.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

05.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 9096    🔁 1822    💬 78    📌 70
A t-shirt reading "DICK CHENEY DIED ON THE DAY THAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 4, 2025"

A t-shirt reading "DICK CHENEY DIED ON THE DAY THAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 4, 2025"

05.11.2025 05:10 — 👍 5430    🔁 811    💬 61    📌 50
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Gotta be this one for me

05.11.2025 05:36 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Republicans are unprepared for Democrats who fight back, much less play the offense, but this is what it looks like.

05.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 613    🔁 89    💬 4    📌 2

Debs and Nehru…✊

05.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

05.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 4172    🔁 1417    💬 1    📌 22

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