Lauren Coffey

We all saw what happened to Lisa but go off.

Chris Brown on Instagram: "I think it's safe to say...they need me."

Me, to Chris Brown thinking that he will ever be needed to do the #SuperBowl Halftime Show:

This is an unbelievable breakdown of the halftime show

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

I gotta watch that at least three more times to catch all the levels of that show. It was a message AND a bop.

oh man this is EVEN WORSE than the judge calling out your grammar, it's a judge saying "yo I can tell you didn't write this because when you're writing your grammar sucks"

Welp I know what I’m making this weekend.

Hard same. The chili dog version would be top tier.

*checks calendar* it says January not April but this is a joke right?

Just curious: what is the definition of false imprisonment?

A baked potato in your pocket makes sense but spices in socks? Why

Did they ask AI for cold weather cures?

I would rather watch a pimple pop or cutting into a lipoma.

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When it started dribbling out?

Doing it the first time in front of him in public was wild. Not only is it a lot but the secondhand embarrassment.

It’s just about balance. You use a lot of the same mechanics to walk in heels.

Matt Lafleur drop an homage to this

You love them. You don’t fool me.

I love that his last thought in that moment was white people are truly insane lmaooo

At least the Dorothy jokes about the chiefs will finally make sense

I did the same and I know I sound pretentious talking about eating bread and cheese in front of the Eiffel Tower. But it was so great.

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Not Patrick!

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Goodfellas is funny. They just don’t get it.

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How much is one snail though?

Less stupid, more stressful but Chiefs win!

Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?

…it may be less stupid if they win.