jackie 🥨

the 「ｍｕｓｉｃ」 just 「Ｐｉｓｓ」 me off...

Smurfs (2025) On feeling blue

In my most blatant cry for help yet I watched and reviewed Smurfs (2025) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/smurfs-2025

some how ea-nasir returned

“Comics were the first ones to punch Nazis before movies. They are inherently political. One thing they want to do is erase the past, but that’s one thing that this museum celebrates.” Guillermo del Toro at San Diego Comi-con on the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️

harry @easily-thrown-imp.bsky.social a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life June 11, 2023 at 8:07 PM

puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social nice try but i won't let you make me harden my heart to the world you dumb bitch March 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM

SLUTS

logging on

Folks saying we shouldn't be mad at Itch and

1. I can be mad at more than one company

2. They didn't have to lick the boot THAT HARD

3. They complied in advance of legal action

4. They're doing a fascism. Full stop.

5. I'M FUCKING FURIOUS AT THE PAYMENT PROCESSORS TOO

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. And make him drinks water

zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣

ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.

BECOMING

Daily challenge: call a friend and tell them you love them

i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

being trans in 2025

a cookie is screwed into a wooden table

screwed a cookie to the tabel

a gnome with a sign that says ai images are not art Alt: a green gnome with a sign that says ai images are not art

can someone more skilled in journalism please pick up a story about Dot Dave, the mind behind these gifs, I am fascinated

embarrassing myself

A good reminder.

"Is it bad that", in duck duck go: I never made love I can see my ribs My gpu is at 100% My saxophone is old My saxophone smells My saxophone is cold(?) my saxophone squeaks my saxophone is rusty

my search provider seems to think I'm a skinny nerd saxophonist which is a more accurate read on me than I've come to terms with yet in this lifetime

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen it's embarrassing to accidentally send a DM as a tweet but it's worse to accidentally send a tweet as a DM, just sliding into someone's DMs to say "garfield hates mondays because he has to wait 6 days to go to church again" 1:54 PM • 7/30/19

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

New York Post, on Twitter, “Over 60 UFOs reported zipping over New York skies in the first half of 2025” Someone replies, “Who TF cares”

Charitably reading this as "empathy FOR COPS" and maintaining my sanity for a few minutes

I just beat this game a few days ago. WOW what a good game! It's so refreshing to experience such a well-made and thoughtful game from start to finish like this. I actually cried when I found out mimimi closed after seeing the developer love letters in the credits

Google search "can something happen" AI Overview Yes, many things can happen, as "happen" refers to occurring by chance or coming into being as an event or process. Whether something "can happen" depends on its possibility, meaning it is capable of being realized under certain conditions.

Good news

An image of Chie from Persona 4, Ness from EarthBound, Crono from Chrono Trigger, Terra from Final Fantasy VI, and the Hero from Dragon Quest VIII standing in front of the Xenoblade Chronicles title screen with the caption "REPOST IF YOU LIKE JRPGS OR HATE THE UNITED STATES"

Happy 4th of July.

Making music sucks bc i have to listen to the same half a song for hours