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Art/ writing account for lovable* ol' Dave! (*citation needed) Mostly just films/ books/ games. [He/Him] Films I watched: https://boxd.it/dYIz Pics I took: https://www.instagram.com/wavey_photographising

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Me: [Messages a fairly well established group to let them know their website link is dead.]
Them: "Yeah, we know, but it's still good to list the website on our profiles for branding, so people know we're not just a random social media account."

.... B-but the link goes to nothing....?

06.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up with the Toy Show and I refuse to learn what this "6 or 7" thing is about.
I assume it's the younger generations version of "Baba booey!" or "Where's the beef?"
They're entitled to some nonsensical bullshit that I don't need to know about.

06.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

08.07.2024 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3724    πŸ” 1603    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 54
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Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

05.12.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9070    πŸ” 1731    πŸ’¬ 290    πŸ“Œ 392

No, thank you!

06.12.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
697 minutes watched

697 minutes watched

I'm in the top 38% of customers

I'm in the top 38% of customers

I watched content from one country

I watched content from one country

I won the Keeping it Real Award

I won the Keeping it Real Award

All streaming services should have 'Rewind' (their 'Wrapped') year in review summaries.
I use watch Australian show and the streaming service has given me my stats and I want more!

06.12.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selection of hand drawn Christmas cards, bound in red twine, and assorted hand drawn goodies.

Selection of hand drawn Christmas cards, bound in red twine, and assorted hand drawn goodies.

Lovely post this morning from @ciaraioch.bsky.social!
Would well recommend ordering something for Christmas, if just for the care with which they were packed in, let alone the care they'll be passed on with!

06.12.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Β½ review of Oh. What. Fun. (2025) You can't just show us Zac Oyama and not even give him a scene to play around in! Treat Zacy like an extra? No! A thousand years jail! Fuck! That! Nooooiiiiise! The rest of this film dares to ask toug...

I think for every terrible xmas movie you watch you should get to replace with it with any other film as a seasonal film.
I watched this and now I'm saying "Re-animator is a Christmas film!" because if "Oh. What. Fun." is what xmas films are then I want anything else!

06.12.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
You's a lush, you're a crumb bum, you smell like some old scum
Washed up from the Schuylkill and rotting away
You dirtbag, you phony, you lousy jabroni
Happy Christmas, you ass, I pray God it's our last
The sound of The Silver Ages choir still singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day
I could have been someone
Well, so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When Mom first had you

You's a lush, you're a crumb bum, you smell like some old scum Washed up from the Schuylkill and rotting away You dirtbag, you phony, you lousy jabroni Happy Christmas, you ass, I pray God it's our last The sound of The Silver Ages choir still singing "Galway Bay" And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day I could have been someone Well, so could anyone You took my dreams from me When Mom first had you

searching for these lyrics should trigger the same sort of message that comes up when you google the suicide hotline

06.12.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
In November 2023, NFL players and brothers Jason Kelce and Travis Kelce covered the song as "Fairytale of Philadelphia" for the charity album A Philly Special Christmas, raising money for the Children's Crisis Treatment Center and Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. The Kelce brothers' version adjusts the lyrics by moving the story to Philadelphia and changing the plot from a romantic relationship to one between brothers and rivals, in addition to choosing more creative insults.[66]

In November 2023, NFL players and brothers Jason Kelce and Travis Kelce covered the song as "Fairytale of Philadelphia" for the charity album A Philly Special Christmas, raising money for the Children's Crisis Treatment Center and Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. The Kelce brothers' version adjusts the lyrics by moving the story to Philadelphia and changing the plot from a romantic relationship to one between brothers and rivals, in addition to choosing more creative insults.[66]

I don't know when it was, but at some point I hit an age where learning new information was no longer fun and was in fact a dagger driven into me to kill me, to kill me, to kill me

06.12.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ok I played through HORSES and I guess I don't have any problem with this sort of thing being banned from the Steam store.

CONTENT WARNING obviously:

05.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

*Adds Lewis Capaldi to the list of British celebrities that will be allowed to have an Irish passport when it all goes to shit over there.*
#ToyShow #LateLateToyShow

05.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA

05.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1391    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 15
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Watching Christmas-specific movie is a great way to convince yourself to broaden the idea of what really is a Christmas movie.
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched

05.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
United Passions Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Tim Roth, Sam Neill Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie United Passions Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Tim Roth, Sam Neill Movie HD

Gotta enjoy FIFA's commitment to constantly making worse decisions than 'United Passions'.

05.12.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want forever copies of your favorite Warners, buy your physicals soon!

05.12.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

It's Toy Show night so I can't wait for American blueskyers to get mad at us because there's someone in the administration called Glenn ToyShow and he's the deputy secretary of the department of crushing orphans or something.

05.12.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

The announcement of any new Star Trek show is every Star Trek fan's Kobayashi Maru.

05.12.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

25.11.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3482    πŸ” 617    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

If there is a Warner Bros. movie you love and you don't have on physical media then do not hold off getting it while you still can.

05.12.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

Nightmare scenario

05.12.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a Cyclops enjoying a glass of wine.

Drawing of a Cyclops enjoying a glass of wine.

Host: "Here is an overview of what professionals look for under the headings of sight, smell & flavour..."
Me: "I call this guy the Long-Faced Sommelier-clops..."

05.12.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People sitting near me at a wine tasting: "This guy seems normal, let's chat!"
Me, 3 wines and several top-ups in: "You want some unsolicited advice on how to half-assedly assemble a better haunted item museum than Ed + Lorraine Warren made...? Well, you're getting it..."

05.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

04.12.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14712    πŸ” 3951    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 114

"All caps seen as shouting"?
So the losers with their thumbs on the scales here never moved beyond MSN Chats rules?
Let me guess that posting "epic bacon ninja is L337 + will pwn u" gets you a party but the cake is a lie?

04.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But on the plus side, very glad I didn't put up the outside xmas decorations yet because they would have been run over or "accidentally" ripped apart my now.

04.12.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love if I had a choice over what my blood pressure was supposed to be today.
Being site coordinator for a bunch of fucking idiots is not relaxing.

04.12.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have 6 vans/ trucks outside, lads. If you didn't bring water that's not my problem to fix.
Had to chase down the bin lorry because the digging crew also threw all of the bins on the road into one obscured laneway, which they parked blocking, to make room for their vehicles.

04.12.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Internet cabling company ripping up the road outside my place, blocked my front door, standing outside my window throwing cigarette butts into my plants, knocked on my door then got pissy with me because I wouldn't use my kitchen/ bathroom tap to fill several 25 litre water containers for them.

04.12.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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