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Coltrane, the dog

@coltranethedog.bsky.social

Animal lover. Nature appreciator. Sports fan (former Philadelphian, current Coloradoan). Ex-lawyer. Invisible disabilities (EDS/POTS). E-bike enthusiast. Amateur photographer.

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Yeah, I jumped the gun and thought it was the 19th already. πŸ˜„

28.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now it's this one.

28.10.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A grumpy looking cat with glowing eyes staring at the camera. Behind her on the TV is the Dodgers/Blue Jays World Series game 3 in the 14th inning.

A grumpy looking cat with glowing eyes staring at the camera. Behind her on the TV is the Dodgers/Blue Jays World Series game 3 in the 14th inning.

I took this in the 14th inning. She has eaten, though.

28.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You jest, but the 1996 Stanley Cup Final went to triple OT (almost 45 minutes of OT after a scoreless 60 minutes). They could barely skate anymore.

28.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGoing to 16 innings is very unlikely”

Sure sure I’ve heard that line before

28.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Coming up on 16 now. Both teams down to their last pitcher. They're playing Stayin' Alive at the stadium. πŸ˜„

28.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never noticed the date on that tweet. As a Royals fan that night was insane. πŸ˜„ Win or lose: Pain.

28.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am listening in bed with my head on the pillow. It isn't even very late where we live! πŸ˜„ Poor Toronto.

28.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I have only sporadic knowledge of videogames, mostly from memes.

27.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to hear the audio in the control room for that one. NFL Films behind the scenes/miked up.

26.10.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shock probably.

26.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At my house this is called competitive face-licking. πŸ˜„

26.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Willful idiocy.

25.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the evidence he can win a statewide election? He's never even tried to run for school board or city council.

25.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet patriarchy is never cited as the cause of the "male loneliness epidemic" - it's usually framed as female hostility FFS.

25.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The death spiral.

20.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ΎπŸ’• Feel better soon CharlieBrown! 🐾🐾

20.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good treat eating without chompers CharlieBrown! Just keep being adorable and the treats will appear!

16.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he know about the hydraulic press channel? They smash things and show it in super slow motion. Wholesome and entertaining!

16.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A young brown tabby cat in the loaf position on a set of carpeted pet stairs. Her white whiskers are prominent.

A young brown tabby cat in the loaf position on a set of carpeted pet stairs. Her white whiskers are prominent.

Young Gnocchi and her lovely whiskers.
#whiskerswednesday

15.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"# Bummer" Okaaay.

15.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doubt it. The same thing happens after you search for and buy a car - they send car ads to the statistically *least* likely to buy a car. Much like "AI," personalized ads are more hype than help.

14.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next question should always be "Why should we believe you?" accompanied by graphics quoting him saying he makes up stories/admitting he lied about Haitian immigrants eating pets. Rinse and repeat: you've provided no evidence for your claim so why should anyone believe you?

13.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best people.

12.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The tortie is a kitten. Hence her innocent expression and the orange's deeply annoyed look.

12.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning and delightful

12.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I used to be able to move the route by dragging it to the road I want. But it hasn't done that in years so maybe I imagined it.

12.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As the saying goes -- greed is a bottomless pit.

12.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending love to you all. Fergus was the best guy. ❀️❀️❀️

10.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that sucked. No more Phillies playoffs. πŸ˜”

10.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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