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@lessweirdjack.bsky.social

an idiot, a loser, microphone abuser PhD in the school of hard knocks

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Idk maybe I’m just driving around Colorado and conservatively every 4th car is a Subaru I’ve never seen anything like it

I really thought this would be the land of pickup trucks and no, not really.

14.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colorado has more Subarus per capita than anywhere in the world

14.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Drew Struzan
A master.

14.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 919    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 47

Correction wtf that’s red rocks ampitheater wat

14.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Colorado big rocks out of the ground

Colorado big rocks out of the ground

This is so crazy this looks like something out of FF15 or something

14.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI am tired of this internet. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their sexual style bustings, their goated sauces.”

14.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m liking these results from the Magic preseason but still not loving the box scores wrt our 3pt game

13.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paramount, and Viacom before it, never truly understood what they had with MTV and I don’t think they cared, and I don’t think they found value in a youth oriented pop culture channel.

13.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Demise of MTV and its umbrella of channels has been like watching a person get infected by a zombie disease and they keep deteriorating and you reach a threshold where it’s better if it’s out of its misery.

Does make me feel some kind of way to read about their music video channels being nixed.

13.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ready to fuck shit up in Denver

12.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEmotional labor” itself morphing from a specific term related to the service industry into a term referring to emotional attachment and investment within personal relationships was a bad development.

11.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

One of the top dramatic Disney films I don’t know where on the list but it’s high and right up there with Toy Story 3 (idc if it’s technically Pixar who gives af it’s Disney)

11.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lion King is cinema and I remember this every time it gets turned on

11.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Dirk Diggler in boogie nights acceptance speech but awful bc that Venezuelan lady that won the Nobel prize is actually quite bad

Dirk Diggler in boogie nights acceptance speech but awful bc that Venezuelan lady that won the Nobel prize is actually quite bad

10.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.

10.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2182    πŸ” 457    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 103

God what wouldn’t give to see the videos he sees

10.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing is isn’t bad bunny like, the biggest artist in the world right now? That seems like an appropriate performer for the Super Bowl halftime show

10.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Us opening social media every single day.

10.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RETVRN

10.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vestal virgins throwing cracklings out like flower petals to gain favor with The Divine Razorbacks so that one day they will be blessed with The One Who Will Possess the Spirit of the Darren McFadden

10.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

@MrAndyNgo Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes. The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons. photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

10.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4511    πŸ” 675    πŸ’¬ 407    πŸ“Œ 287
Sad man on the bus β€œBluesky told me I’m 38 now”

Happy man on the bus β€œBluesky told me I’m 38 now”

Sad man on the bus β€œBluesky told me I’m 38 now” Happy man on the bus β€œBluesky told me I’m 38 now”

10.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McConnell might be the last guy who would even have the ability to hold back the GOP from eating and drinking the slop that’s designed for the masses and not for themselves.

10.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep thinking about how Mitch McConnell is Partagaz in that scene where he actively makes the Imperial propagandists shut up about framing the Ghor into people that deserve whatever is coming to them at the time of the planning stages.

10.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It’s the behavior as if there is one that’s the thing that serves a mitigating factor, and tbh I think that’s a good thing? It becomes kind of a major issue when, out of only two β€œsides” one of the sides simply does not believe in that version of idk, β€œpolite politics” for lack of a better term

10.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberals believe that there is a referee in politics, even if that referee is just the *imagined* personal opinion of their fellow liberal friends and family and that just does not exist in any comparable way for conservatives.

10.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

[hold on, I’m getting something in my ear piece]

Well why the fuck would I serve *that* that doesn’t move any of my runners already on base

10.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No! No!!

10.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong some of us are 37 with about 4 months left so back off I’m not old like all of you 38 year old fossils I’m hip I’m with it I’m not eating the crumbs and I’m serving bunts with the kids

10.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s been a while since their playbook has changed from just keep ratcheting everything up and the Dems will, in essence, save everyone from themselves and now that that is temporarily gone they’re got nothing else

10.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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