You Might Know Jack

The reality is that woke made money and MAGA didn’t and that’s the bottom line

I love being corny, it's the best

The thing about these people is that they suck and aren’t interesting and don’t even know how to party they have *no* boxes to check off that make them desirable with the exception of the *idea* that they are, theoretically, possess some sort of power that they are wholly unable to even wield

This was a little over a year ago

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Cause that's what heroes do.

That’s right you can watch a football game while dancing to We Are Family it actually makes the event better

lol everyone has revolted against Tirico/Collinwsorth and just have music on over the game bc the kid is in her Dancing Era

Talking shit about this halftime show only works if the people reading and saying that didn’t watch the halftime show

Look at this disgusting… celebration of marriage part of the show

Don’t tease gasolina unless you’re gonna make good on it

Every person on this bar went DAME LA GASOLINA together, total zero to 60

Oh fuck yeah we got baddies my gawd

Forced to listen to, “I just have to do better,” for two weeks straight

Willis tears the ACL, lose 3 out of 5 starting offensive lineman and Liam Eichenberg runs on the field

Puffy toilet seats are fucked up

I only buy wines that highlight bays without footwear and have the ice on deck

Bluesky the place where politics people attempt to be sports people for one night only and watch them say the darnedest things

I liked last years Super Bowl better if we’re being honest

Air it out again

Kid just wants Minions stuff now

Yeah that’s all I can think. It’s like croissant or something in the back there pressed down on something still on the bone idk

Is it for the bone marrow or something?

GWB people even went as far as saying he wasn’t a conservative because of like, Medicare expansion in order to put distance between themselves it was that pathetic by the end

Only a Delaware Man could be so bold. And he likes Green Day.

World class oppositional defiance disorder: FIL refusing to put on SuperBowl stuff because of golf

A centaur with what is supposed to be Aella saying that they are in a polycule with Aella

The lady from get out who is having a brain short circuit and she’s saying no no no no no bc I forget but it’s fucked up

I do get to get on one of my hobbyhorses though that I find it ridiculous that anyone who lives in Florida doesn’t have at least low-to-mid conversational Spanish

I swear to god I’m not making this up but now my mom and dad are texting me about Bad Bunny and are doing the whole, “Do you ever listen to The Bad Bunny? It’s very catchy even if I can’t understand it!”

Woke 2.0 the Boomers are unironically embracing the sonic delights of raggaeton