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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

If you need a reason to vote Green, this is absolutely it.

The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be…

The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

Border Patrol is circulating peer support materials for personnel in Minneapolis, per Metro Surge resiliency plan leaked to me.

"IT'S OKAY TO ASK FOR HELP," the document (marked "For Official Use Only" for some reason) reads

Twitter user @shinboson quoting Twitter user Ryan Moulton posting a screenshot of my I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream Bluesky post. They say: the fact that we're now crossposting from bsky because they're funny and not because they're insane bodes extremely poorly for this place

thanks

few things i enjoy more than linkedin weirdos getting owned this bad

clicking "play" on a steam game you just bought and instead of launching the game it launches another launcher

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

so is it scorpion god or hapatra 👀

Dallas Cowboys

A reporter asked Roger Staubach if his 1977 team could beat the current Cowboys team. He said, “Yes, but the score would be close. Maybe 10-7.” Reporter: “Why such a close score?” Roger: Well, most of us are in our 70’s or 80’s now.” 😂

john karkat homestuck (real)

Today I was promoted at work. I am now a Principal Game Designer for Magic: the Gathering.

when are they gonna drop due vendetta (but it's just wood man)

"Secret good Stranger Things finale" has nothing on MY current fan theory: Secret extra songs from Protomen Act 3 when they do the live shows

Her and the no fly list lady are my hacker heroes.

just take the estrogen, whatre you a fuckin fed?

this is making me realize that nobody except maybe weird tryhard wikipedia editors actually check cited sources. this realization would have made school a lot easier for me even tho chatgpt didnt exist back then

We can do even more.

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible

im sorry if your fucking political party depends on message discipline from random anarchist artists on niche microblogging websites you should probably go to them and tell them to get their shit together because you are not ever getting that

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is.

It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

I think we need a full accounting of which of the tech executives think Roko’s Basilisk is real I really think we deserve full transparency on which of them genuinely think they’re building a computer god who will punish them if it’s not built.

neither here nor there but I want to know what tv show is most likely to have the question on

Characters from the DC Universe who would appear as guests on the Muppet Show in-universe:

Wonder Woman
Beast Boy
Vixen
Animal Man
The Metal Men
Conner Kent
Fire
Maxwell Lord
Swamp Thing, but only after being asked by Kermit the Frog personally

(Booster Gold would want it but not get the invite)

We are still recruiting game makers who had games posted to Steam or itch.io in July 2025 for a survey on the impacts of NSFW policy changes. More info on the project website. You can also always email me (via the website or through the email on the USask website) for info or with questions.

The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles

one of the first things that happened when i started running youtube at marvel was receiving a bunch of death threats because i didn’t release the endgame trailer on a day some leaker had just totally invented as its release date