Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist

I repeat.

Shirley Manson sporting Palestinian flags in a jumper with “Free Gaza” on the back.

I cannot express exactly how fucking cool Garbage is.

I kinda feel bad for Travis Kelce. Dude has to go into work tomorrow knowing everyone there heard his fiancé talking about his dick.

Showing a girl you love her by splitting a line of cocaine with this.

I like the idea of Taylor Swift taking jabs at her exes in her wedding vows.

*Printing “I bought this after Elon went crazy” stickers and putting them on 1998 Honda Civics.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

I often think about how Scott Steiner once owned a Shoney’s.

All of us to the Bluesky devs

One of the best soundtracks in video games.

He saw the damning evidence in Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile and has been working with his PR team nonstop to spin it.

I’m safe on Bluesky

I hate to pit the girlies against each other, but as good as I’m sure the new Taylor Swift album is, the new Thrice is a fucking masterpiece.

A very legit “Are we the baddies?” moment.

The new Thrice album is beautiful. I’m pretty sure I’m alone about this amongst my bluesky followers.

I’d like to thank @bencollins.bsky.social and all of The Onion staff for introducing the phrase “Penis Goofin’” into my vocabulary.

I also love how such a simple thought was so complex to him that he felt that he needed to provide an example.

Imagine being one of the tens of thousands of qualified people fired from their jobs because of that asshole.

The richest person who has ever existed just discovered the phrase “easier in theory than execution.”

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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The black mold in JK Rowling’s house

Just insane how they lack self awareness

The Pohlads will do everything they can to make Twins fans hate them.

Eating lobster you got from Walmart would have started a strain of of the plague

The Yu-Boio!

Like, I know this is a nightmare. Like the main fact that it’s doing big numbers and causing a wave of Mass nostalgia for Walmart of all places is very concerning.

That said, I laughed out loud at “Old Noby”

God is real

One out of three mass shootings TODAY

“There was a big crash, HUGE crash at a department store. No one knows who did it, but I suspect it was the man in a hot dog suit. Sending troops to investigate.”

Mr. President, there is currently a situation happening in a remote island. Oceanic flight 815 crashed and there are survivors. Please send people to help.