Matt Aromando

The Group Chat Todd has long suspected that his friend group has smaller, more exclusive group chats he’s not a part of. Until today. Now that he’s finally in, see…

The Group Chat is my award winning comedy short about the pressures of being in, well, group chats (specifically the smaller, judgy-er ones). More of this kind of stuff coming soon from Aromando Pictures!

I'm still rethinking the wording of sentences I said to people who have been dead for 20 years.

I wear sweatshirts a lot because I wasn't hugged enough growing up.

A decent idea for a tattoo, the phrase: "OF COURSE I HAVE A TATTOO." Then, when someone asks you if you have any tattoos, you can casually point them to this permanent punchline.

I grew up in an Italian family, so I never knew about “the floor is lava.” We called it “the floor is pasta.”

All cars get three honks a day. On the fourth honk, the vehicle comes to a complete stop and goes into sleep mode for 24 hours.

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, migrant workers rode the rails across America. They became colloquially known as hobos and had a "hobo code" they ... Brunch Code | Live Sketch Comedy

In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code."

Oreos are Temu Hydrox.

Personally, my favorite way to feel is like a big stupid idiot that nobody likes.

Being able to separate good advice from bad advice is the hardest thing in the world.

Bloody Mary, all the vodka on top, please.

Pro-wrestling has conditioned me to think that anyone wearing a cast is faking it.

I consider eating two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be a complete breakfast.

Part of me is a perfectionist and it kills me that I'll never be a complete perfectionist.

Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the qu... Watch Your Kids! | Live Sketch Comedy

A rare chance to see me, personally, acting in a live sketch: Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the queue. Reggie takes offense at one part of the message though. youtu.be/XP5yt4Aw3nM

Of course I'm great at creating and maintaining friendships, I'm just wondering how YOU would do it.

If it were easy to be happy, everyone would do it.

Whenever Fred Durst walks into an Italian restaurant, he does it all for the gnocchi.

"Hi Momo" was recently REJECTED from a comedy festival (I guess I'm just too liberal) but I'm sure you all would still be interested in seeing it!

Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM

The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!

The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!

YouTube video by Matt Aromando Coffee Shop Scarecrow | Live Sketch Comedy

Cafes can get a little busy with people on dates, people camping out on wi-fi all day, and other types of loitering. The coffee shop scarecrow keeps the cafe from getting too "bloated" with customers.

Are you sure you didn't mean "narration"? 👿

j/k, it doesn't matter, don't worry about it.

Nothing says, “Let's get this party over with," like a 6-pack of Amstel Light.

YouTube video by Matt Aromando Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps | Sketch Comedy

I made a short about the saying, “pull yourself up by your bootstraps,” creatively titled Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps. It shows how people misunderstand the point of this idiom. youtu.be/zJBnnd5yrV0

I spent an inordinate amount of time creating an email signature—time for the money to start flowing in.

I'm finally ready to get my life in order.

Robots used to be cool.

The "friend zone" sounds like the kindest part of the playground to be in.