Alex B

Saving my pto for a potential trip to Basque Country later this year.

I’ve gone to 4 balls this year. I’ve worked the day after 3 of them. I’m getting too old for this shit.

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Because you see it’s easier for them to blame the victims than to blame their own sons and cousins and brothers because they’re just boys doing boy things. They don’t know any better. 👉👈

The venn diagram of people who say “they shouldn’t have been interrupting police operations” and “maybe she shouldn’t have been dressed so provocatively in public”

Kayla just called doing doughnuts on the frozen lake as “whippin shitties” and I’ve never been more in love with

(Narrator): she did

Lost in the excitement was another Dixieland delight superfecta

Bama W
Auburn L
LSU L
Tennessee L

@stephenking.bsky.social was The Running Man by your pal Bachman inspired by Fahrenheit 451?

We have achieved the Dixieland Delight Superfecta

Fuck auburn
And lsu
And Tennessee too

These and others

I’m going to have a table set up at artwalk in two weeks- Sept 12- at Merry Widow. I’ve never done anything like this before. It would be cool if yall came to see me! I’ll be selling some of my photography I shot around the bay framed with driftwood I found at McNally park.

I just posted on the other app for the first time in a minute and I keep forgetting my friends are on here.

If it was during 2 for 1 Monday at hopjacks, that’s why I don’t remember

I actually don’t remember that- I didn’t even remember the poop cruise docked in mobile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime and that’s why I poop on company time

Being happy is such an alien feeling to me that I don’t really know how to process it. I am absolutely in love with this woman and she’s changed my entire outlook on the future.

Real ironic mental gymnastics the gun horny right is using to celebrate the conviction of Hunter B, whose crime was essentially the exact thing these clowns are fighting for

My newly outed racist cousin “I’ve thought this all year. I think jalen is dumb. I don’t think he’s quick enough mentally because of his background”

Man fuck you.

Have you heard what Merry Widow is doing? They are dropping (like splat drop) a 3 foot diameter moonpie off the balcony

My grandma used to hang Christmas balls in her blueberry tree. The theory was that their reflection would keep them away. I assume it worked because she kept doing it year after year

You know it’s a good time when you start seeing “war eagle anyway” social media posts

Unfortunately

Going on a date with an absolute 11/10 tomorrow. She’s so far out of my league it’s not even funny. But ya know what?

Cooley solo is one of the best shows Ive ever attended

My radical right wing newsmax watching, trump cult member, gun nut, VEHEMENTLY anti socialist father just suggested I apply for unemployment. “Ya know, until you get your feet on the ground.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell him.

Erngh

You guys. I ain’t ok.

Sunflower autumn