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@kelpmonster.bsky.social

coastal urban ecologist, wildlife-gardening

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But only from terrible no-good evil criminals, convicted of things like running a red light or three.
Just as Niven prophesied.

28.09.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAutodocโ€ is just how they pronounced โ€œmedbedโ€ when _Ringworld_ was published in 1970.

28.09.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Banner held by Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Banner held by Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

27.09.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2576    ๐Ÿ” 872    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

for DECADES!
Larry Nivenโ€™s _Ringworld_ was published in 1970.

28.09.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh! Oooh! Yeah! So amazing!
I read about these!

โ€ฆ in Larry Nivenโ€™s _Ringworld_ books

28.09.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Future Space Communism: TNG was certainly a formative experience!

28.09.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HFS the berry load youโ€™ve got down there in Portlandia!
Seattle madronas do not look like that.

Must be because of the war zone โ€” all that watering by the blood of patriots?

28.09.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mountain ash = existential threat, obvs

28.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ Funniest so far

27.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

27.09.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An edited iNaturalist project page for ctenophore day 10/04/2025. In the about it says Celebrate ctenophore day by going out and finding ctenophores on October 4th, 2025! Can we get to 1004+ new ctenophore observations to celebrate? Are you ready for the Cteno Day Bioblitz? Join today! inaturalist.org.projects/ctenophore-day-2025

An edited iNaturalist project page for ctenophore day 10/04/2025. In the about it says Celebrate ctenophore day by going out and finding ctenophores on October 4th, 2025! Can we get to 1004+ new ctenophore observations to celebrate? Are you ready for the Cteno Day Bioblitz? Join today! inaturalist.org.projects/ctenophore-day-2025

Itโ€™s almost Ctenophore Day! I set up a BioBlitz on @inaturalist.bsky.social to celebrate. Spread the word, and letโ€™s see how many people we can get out looking for ctenos!

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿงช

www.inaturalist.org/projects/cte...

15.09.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

TRUE

27.09.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worse. Itโ€™s a complete waste of their time & strategic planning (first develop a solid thesis topic) & thoughtful work writing good applications.
The rug was pulled out from under them.

Too many of them will be too underfunded or too disillusioned to stay in science.
A shameful waste of talent.

27.09.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, you can read???
Thatโ€™s whatโ€™s unthinkable,
to whoever is mandating the training.

27.09.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even though you seem to have a Y chromosome?!??! ๐Ÿคฏ

27.09.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Southie! ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.09.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been asking that question for 10 years now โ€ฆ

25.09.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My partner made me actually *watch* the video.
I hate watching videos.

This one was so worth it. Esp when the crab adjusted the camera angle.

20.09.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banger fzzzzzz-PFT

Came here to immediately pile on to whoever had already posted this.

19.09.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s discouraging that a lot of the audience canโ€™t tell a good scientific presentation from a snake-oil pitch.

And this snake oil is deadly.

19.09.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banger indeed.

19.09.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooops I should have piled on to this post - credit is due - instead of cluttering up the place with another dead-end one-reply thread.
bsky.app/profile/kelp...

19.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody remind me - did we have randomized controlled trials of parachutes?

19.09.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What would the โ€œproblemโ€ shark be getting out of going specifically after humans?
They donโ€™t get much of a reward!

As I understand it, most of the damaging or deadly shark bites donโ€™t take substantial pieces out. The first bite is to incapacitate, so the big dangerous prey item doesnโ€™t fight back.

19.09.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You asked for it! We delivered Quack-O-Grams to our members of Congress urging them to #ImpeachRFK, and get that Quack out of office!

There's still time for you to get in on this fluffy, feathery action: Send your own duck at zurl.co/W1ZnB and keep the momentum going! ๐Ÿฆ†

17.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1007    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Thank you for tracking this down! ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฏ
๐Ÿฆ‘ ๐Ÿณ ๐ŸŽฅ

14.09.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ—๏ธ

10.09.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoverflies so cute!!!
Outstanding photo.

29.08.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mamie Till-Mobleyโ€™s strength and courage in insisting on the open coffin and having everyone SEE the brutal evil that was done to her child, changed the country.
Heroic.

29.08.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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