bad opinion haver

i have my suspicions

they should remake fight club but with a cis woman who's kinda clocky, so the opening scenes can have her go to the tranny social group

having hot friends means that every few days ill open this app and think "fuck i need to go to the gym"

work week is over, which means im getting into the bath and opening my phone to be really bitchy to all my friends and acquaintances

she wu on my wei until i become inactive

trans physicist like "this is my bra, and this is my ket"

because im a good person, im spending my morning cancelling someone else's credit card (found it on the ground on my way to work)

im goated at sales
"how's the chicken?"
"not great"
"ill get the chicken"

so, a tranny walks into a bar...

a sign of the times, sad

a regrettably incredible bit

this sounds funny but it literally happened to me

after tying her victim down, she preened over it, grinning ear to ear, sat back and began to speak
"nothing makes sartha thrace feel good the way being saddled up in the cockpit of a huge mech suit does..."

do aphantasiacs suffering from ocd experience a lesser degree of symptoms than an average sufferer?

she's a 2/10 and her toxic trait is believing to her core that she can still cartwheel

did they finally tell you that youre neurotypical?

everytime i check my phone its so called "friends" being mean to me

my delicate heart aches :(

ilyall

:(

signing on to join ice and doing ethical altruism to fund with my 205k a year

low stake conspiracy that the reason tuffnut is depicted as simple is to make "but not the toughest" jokes less likely

because, like, who's gonna make challenging wank jokes about the mentally handicapped?

A selfie taken in a mirror. The subject is wearing all black and posing with one hand holding the camera ar eye height and the other in their pocket.

>were
im still in the mines every day

an insult to the high standards of professional boymoders everywhere

i keep confusing "alphaville"'s "big in japan" with "men without hat"'s "safety dance"

iamb has a trochaic metre

and trochee...

celebrating losing winter weight with a nude

chud son or femcel daughter

had to delay a date because i couldn't find my keys
she came over, i pointed to where i normally put them and kept frantically rummaging

she immediately found them in their usual spot

kms

the problem with having friends over to solve a murder is that i dont have enough people to play the full cast of clue: the movie

i used to hate supervisors, but now that i have a modicum of power i understand the appeal of playing on your phone and yelling "find something to clean" at someone