Scotchfully Yours

Bara Brith

it’s me, i’ve been stealing all the rubber conveyor belt dividers. this country doesn’t need more division. these are OUR groceries

Velveteen is a great dog name. 🥰

Paranorman is pretty great, if you haven't seen it.

Is there a more annoying player than James Harden? Asking @goldengateblond.bsky.social since the Warriors are playing them and watching Harden flare his leg out on every shot expecting a call is...well...annoying.

Where's Jake Tapper? 🤨

Jacobs Ladder (1990) still creeps me the hell out.

I just sent this to you hahaha

Novelist and story machine Jeff Pearlman joins Speakeasy Conversations!

This week's show is going to be a BANGER, folks. Speakeasy Conversations welcomes @jeffpearlman.bsky.social to discuss his new book "Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur."

Join us at 9 PM ET/8 PM CT/6 PM PT on our Youtube page:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A47...

Cheers 🍻

Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur|Hardcover “Jeff Pearlman breaks down Tupac’s life like a veteran sportswriter examining a dynasty. This detailed look at his life is the work of a writer who understands the ego of greatness.”...

"Only God Can Judge Me: The Many Lives of Tupac Shakur," is my first non-sports book. Three years, 652 interviews. Hardest book I've written, best book I've written. I am fighting for sales in a sea of political news. Please consider helping a lib writer out. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/only-god-c...

We like to figure out who's getting divorced in a few years (Hint: like 75% of them)

As an American...valid.

I am very concerned about Collins winning.

I'm aware of the mess up there. What choice does that leave you?

Elementary??? I was in HS. 😆

WHY CAN'T I BUY A 12 FOOT TALL WILLEM DAFOE

Available for order now. My 11th book—and, I believe, my best. www.amazon.com/Only-God-Can...

I'm with you. I don't think that movie knew what it was trying to be.

*stares in Zima*

trying to get into heaven and st. peter rolls out a list detailing a lifetime of idolatry and greed and in big bold letters at the bottom is written DIARRHEA JET

"Important safety tip, Egon."

1) In a very loud room where I'm meeting someone I admire and forgot my hearing aids
2) In a room that I am endlessly walking towards the door and never get closer
3) Strapped to a chair in room perpetually playing country music

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

Mani Macias joins Speakeasy Conversations tonight!

It's gonna get wild tonight on Speakeasy Conversations as we welcome back the one, the only Mani Macias!

Join us at 9 PM ET/8 PM CT/6 PM PT on our Youtube channel:

www.youtube.com/@DaddyPorter

Cheers 🍻

His ass? LAWD I APOLOGIZE

And yet, my wife and I ate fermented Greenland shark in Iceland 🤷🏼‍♂️

Right @hauntedjennifer.bsky.social ?

Maybe this could be in your wheelhouse, @j-marzipan.bsky.social ? Pretty cover, for sure.

Our 15 year old Boston has cataracts in one eye and can barely hear. Funnily enough, he's still really spry.