The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Rocky looks even more rocky than I imagined.

The book was magnificent. I have high hopes for the film.

John Cage should get royalties.

40's: Fuck this shit, I am fucking done with you people! And no, I'm not going to make it rhyme because nobody gives a shit of it rhymes or not. FUCK!... Sorry, what were we talking about again?

If we assume Trump raped a bunch of girls, and then the files show him raping only one of two, the media will go "looks like it wasn't as bad as we thought". Checkmate, Libs!

For Musk, "less absurd than it seems" can still be pretty fucking absurd.

The Constitution is very clear that he is subordinate to them.

Maybe an IQ test taken on live TV. That could have prevented a few of the most recent disastrous Republican presidencies.

There's might be something wrong with my brain, because it totally skipped the human suffering element and went straight to the engineering observation that they could achieve much greater efficiency and pulling force by employing some kind of gear locking mechanism. 😳

If somebody in your family steals money from you because they're a drug addict, you might forgive them when they apologise.

But you still don't ever leave them alone with your wallet again.

Always best to jump in feet first for these types of things.

This is not just true, it's *obviously* true.

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No, I just listen to what people actually say instead of making up something that I imagine they said and then getting angry with my own imagination.

Trump demands your gratitude for the fact that he just recently stopped punching you in the dick.

Trump didn't "show her the poll numbers", he just told her she wasn't attractive enough to get his endorsement.

It's not about winning over MAGA dipshits. They're already cooked. It's about steering young people and people who are only vaguely aware of politics away from their stupid bullshit.

You do that by merciless and unrelenting ridicule.

The Standard Model of theoretical celebrity suggests there should be one more Wayans out there, but to prove their existence we need ultra-high energy cinema, which requires that we build a movie at least three times the size of Scary Movie 6.

And that last bit - sounds like he took a test for advanced dementia.

I think it's pretty clear from Trump's statement that the results of the MRI were not good, and that the doctors used some medium sized words when they explained it to him, so he zoned out.

But not the voting age, for some reason. 🤔

Like "he has said again and again that certain identities need to be sacrificed for votes, especially trans people".

It's in the post I was responding to.

I just listened to the whole interview, because I'm not lazy. He didn't say anything even remotely like that.

I've never heard him say anything like that. Can you cite some examples?

Pareidolia is a pretty well understood phenomena, guys.

a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' . Alt: Dr Evil doing an evil laugh.

I bet there was laughing in the room.

A Key Brain Difference Linked to Autism Is Found for the First Time in Living People Autistic brains have fewer synapses compared to neurotypical brains, PET scans show.

No, this is incorrect. Autistic children sometimes have more connections due to impaired synaptic pruning, but autistic adults tend to have fewer connections.
medicine.yale.edu/news-article...

The brains that have the most synapses are baby brains. This allows for astonishingly fast learning, but at the expense of them being, you know, a baby.
It's the pruning of synapses through development that allows adults to have specialised skills and to function effectively in the world.

In the book, the monster turned out to be exceedingly articulate and erudite.