Matt

Sworm (2011)

Against the odds, I always liked him and like for every conviction of mine I am vindicated

I’m sorry

Philly’s peeing

Fuck it, 3 Konecnies

Hillary thank god you’re here! The Democratic Party moved as far to the right as they can to try to win but it’s not working! They’re all out of ideas, they’re hopeless unless some brave future President can bring them farther to the right…are you up to the job?

Take the Sweater’s Gambit and just keep poppin them and sometimes you can just go to sleep after for some reason + your work is done or else you lose the gambit & can’t sleep and you hear your heart pound for several sleepless hours alternating between wanting to die and hoping you don’t

I have failed at every time I’ve tried this. That’s a really good one too

What’s up with you nmoiss just chillin

Nevertheless she persisted in her meekness

I’m genuinely curious about how these happened to you if they are true, it very well may be, I just feel like given your general disposition that multiple of these are just starting fights with random people you see eating meat

I need to start speaking only in Maoist standard English and learn “thank you, liberator” and “I am ready to populate the ghost cities and make Inner Mongolia bloom” In Mandarin and Cantonese ASAP

It’s so fucked up how successfully the sharks ownership have navigated I complete teardown rebuild causing years of last place dogshit seasons but the vibes are so high and their prospect pool is the best in the league while the flyers have been mid in rebuild hell for about the same length of time

The Meat Clown is a good entry for a fake vegan pastafarian deity

It’s a good thing none of the vegans I’ve ever met in real life talk like this. This is like a 2000’s Reddit atheist bot but programmed for veganism instead. You should create a Flying Spaghetti Monster but for vegans

Call me an idealist but I fully believe the flyers could pick 3rd this draft

lol you know that last line slays on the forums

Please don’t make us Flyers fans feel even worse on here man

Latin script was not up to the job for the Finnish language

You will be Pennsylvania’s most embarrassing single term senator. Go represent tel aviv and maybe you’ll be less depressed or starved for approval from fascists.

What the fuck was going on with his dad changing his name from ribner to rainbow in rich ass Huntington, Long Island

Been thinking about the Alex Appleyard post about how his ideal 3 first round picks would be Jake O’Brien, Ivan Ryabkin, and Cullen Potter- would you guys agree with that? Besides the consensus top 3 in the draft (Misa, Hagens, Schaefer) anyone you guys *really* feel good about?

My mom who has been an extreme lifelong republican, even buying into some real insane scary qanon shit, just told me for the first time “they’re (trump & Elon) making everything worse” which is the only time I’ve ever heard her express doubt about any gop admin. Not that she’ll flip dem but still

In one million simulations of this play, he does that one time

Trump said it because he’s being a dumb, evil, pandering sycophant. What did you mean by saying he’s Russian?

Disappointed but not surprised to not see AOC on this. Rashida, Ayanna and Ilhan are as real as they can possibly come in Congress and do much respect to the other signers, I have to follow them all more closely

How I’m looking at you when my socialist god-king has done less for America than President Biden

You know you might be pretty happy with the current admin if resentment of ESL speakers is something you enjoy. Maybe keep an open mind! Still your previous reply seemed like a rehash of a rehash of something you might’ve heard that you thought was funny but butchered it trying to deliver yourself

I’m sure that was a very well made point if it wasn’t so incomprehensible