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@ellebae.bsky.social

she/her neutral evil survivor of 300mg spiro your illiteracy is not my fault

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ITS A CUP OF BULLSHIT (I think it's a peppermint mocha frappe without the coffee syrup)

18.11.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Double boycott aside, what the hell are you doing getting an iced "hot" chocolate in late November ๐Ÿ’€

17.11.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Representation! Sitting at the sinners table

16.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi I'm a capitalist democratic party senator who wants to give tax breaks to married straight homeowner parents and you are destroying this country

15.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like this is 7th grader writing (more than two years and your partner literally is in a different age school than you)

14.11.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's so many expensive hobbies too! Motorsports, home espresso, art patronage, audio equipment... so many cash pits

13.11.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lose it on the carpet, accidentally step on it, buy another. Sales numbers couldn't be better!

13.11.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh so you hate generational chicken egg monopolies?

13.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

11.11.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6145    ๐Ÿ” 1967    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 354    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1090

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

10.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2901    ๐Ÿ” 334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

I like Grime

10.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heartbreaking! Trans teenage girl was murdered by her classmates. As an MP, do you:

1) denounce the bigotry displayed by her murderers, or
2) take away her phone and blame the victim for having one

10.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not even that, but also when you get the most cookie cutter dispassionate opinion from someone who has a bandwagon pfp (laser beam eyes, That Gradient Background, picrew, etc)

10.11.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if this is how you "fight", you should stop

10.11.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mayor's race Sound Transit

๐Ÿค

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Please Hold On!

08.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah I'm not going to tell them to stop doing that, human agency and emotional outlet and all

but when it's shit like Ezra Klein bot or Ben Shapiro Bot (frauds who just don't even post here but have a bot that copies their tweets), I groan

07.11.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no actually like all love to my trans oomfs but if I see your page is [reply to transpbobe][quote of transphobe][news article of mundane terror] I'm just likely to mute.

07.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh honey, I totally get that feeling! A stock market crash is definitely a mood. It's like wanting a dramatic plot twist in your life, right? Sending you lots of love and support! โœจ

07.11.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

oooo glad you liked it! I tend to lean for the spicier variants but it's certainly a solid curry base ๐Ÿ›

06.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skott? Though more of a chance he falls for numerous rug pull scams

06.11.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like no I get it, sometimes I want a friendly acquaintance and not feel like a walking cash piรฑata ๐Ÿ˜”

05.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NYC coffee is like "better than average" but in the way it's barely better than Boulder, CO. Also it feels like there's a very slight European influence, while coffee on the west coast can sometimes glimpse Asian influence more. Just my 2 cents.

05.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democracy building is when you are coerced to elect candidates that are friendly to a country 8 time zones away and if you don't your country gets split in half for a century โ˜บ๏ธ

05.11.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say rest in piss but that would be too hydrating for the apocalyptic hellfire he deserves to dwell in

04.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's gotten better compared to 2018! And while I do have criticisms, they're not worth litigating online where globe emoji abundance acolytes try to sealion you

03.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bot tan what if I set my phd on fire

31.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even just pragmatists, people even today love FDR without pretending to be balanced about it, even though the very same person initiated Executive Order 9066,

then comes the "well nobody's perfect but he was pretty good and did what he had to do".

31.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't like the guy, I think famines are very unfortunate, and I think attributing a food crisis solely due to the personal malice of Stalin is less so reality and more like propaganda you'd get out of the Black Book or 20th century CIA/Radio Free Europe

31.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you are putting words in my mouth

31.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think killing german nazis of the 20th century would have been preferable than putting them in NASA, NATO, or Argentina

31.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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