Boolevard of Broken Memes

the left has received both football and butts in the divorce

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Couple working as Amazon delivery drivers stole $58,000 in customer packages A couple pled guilty to stealing almost $58,000 in packages while the pair worked as delivery drivers for Amazon.

Just FYI, “Prime Suspects” is just sitting there for a headline writer’s pleasure
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A moral panic!

There are gonna teach this case in business schools for the next two decades

theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón

Gets worse when the roach man stands trial

what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn’t White enough for me. Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.

Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin

Bring out the lettuce

BREAKING: Riots in Philadelphia following Seahawks win

Elmo : That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny!

Yall—

Five minutes, thirty five seconds until
we get our first Super Bowl mvp punter

Just for three minutes

The halftime show had bush, the commercials are all about ass, and the game is full of sacks

Conservatives upset they showed bush at halftime

I was left bush!

the bushes were people 😂

alexa ai ad: we'll fucking kill you lmao

Shades of the first tech bubble of the late 90s

Red Bull had to be one of the longest running single ad campaigns in history

Never went through puberty

Might as well be 50 nothing

Stoner paleontologist

This game is woke because it refuses to produce any offense

The theme of this game is short of a first down

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

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Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross

The Super Bowl Halftime Show is absolutely terrible, one of the worst, EVER! It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn’t represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World. This “Show” is just a “slap in the face” to our Country, which is setting new standards and records every single day — including the Best Stock Market and 401(k)s in History! There is nothing inspirational about this mess of a Halftime Show and watch, it will get great reviews from the Fake News Media, because they haven’t got a clue of what is going on in the REAL WORLD — And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show

Good thing the halftime show was so good because this is looking like an eat the clock, run, and 8 yard pass kinda game