David J

CEO whose last two companies went bankrupt but still gets to be a CEO for some reason

Brian Kelly frantically looking up SNL Californian's skits to prepare for his UCLA interview

if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

White dad hand in a green jacket holding some orange Nerf darts

Reaching into the pocket of a coat you haven’t worn this season when you’re childless: ooo $20

Reaching into the pocket of a coat you haven’t worn this season when you have kids:

existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs

watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS

My 2 year old when I tell him he can’t wear one of his 3 Gravedigger shirts to a nice restaurant

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social idea for a future live event…

cue the music

Finally getting the full experience

I think the funniest thing about the Ted Cruz Curse is he really won’t confine it to just a couple of teams; if you are a Texas school and you have a big game, there is a decent chance Ted is rolling in wearing your polo and bringing your doom with him

We are mere hours from the Treasury Secretary going on television to declare “there’s one asset the market can never devalue: friendship.”

MJ or LeBron no thank you my GOAT couldn’t jump over a Big Buford

regroup and back at it Monday ass party

We need a moratorium on playoff elimination graphics featuring players and we should use photos of the owners instead.

I’ve worked social for a decade and can guarantee you that a Cowboys ELIMINATED graphic is gonna hit exponentially better if it has Jerry Jones’ face.

St. Peter: Let's see what you did with your one precious life...ok first of all your Tony Hawk Pro Skater stats are sick

can’t sleep. might stare into a flashlight that contains all the compiled human knowledge real and imagined over all history and see if that helps.

My favorite murder (RNS) — Brian Thompson’s killing is one manifestation of America’s appetite for redemptive violence. Jordan Neely’s is another.

wrote about luigi

Alabama says they are safe enough for KFC, but too dangerous for parole Inmates who are denied parole are going to work in a system that generates millions for the state each year, a system that’s been called a “modern-day form of slavery."

Just a devastating read. www.al.com/news/2024/12...

The end of ESPN Classic was the first domino in a long series of events that led to all sports TV being people in boxes yelling. Schwab was such an awesome show in particular.

Big if true

Just a little whoopsie