I Have Blends Everywhere 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Second of two exhausting travel days and I didn't get my steps in, but I'm home!

Why is this man on vacation literally all the time

Exhausting day of work travel but I still met my step goal!

This is a major start toward being able to live and thrive here without the expense and problems of car ownership, long way to go. Let’s fucking do it!

(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man

(Hope she’s not on Bluesky 🫣)

Arrived at the office and sat in my desk chair without moving for 3.5 hours. The ergonomist would kill me if she knew.

Even that annoying Jeop*rdy guy left WaPo LOL

As good a 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 experience as it gets this morning. RTD gets it: running on time is so hot rn.

A darkening pastel sunset over San Diego bars and cars on Kodak ultramax

blurry but cute sunset on film last month

Doing Sunday Funday in the outer suburbs. Does my gay urban planner card get revoked for this?

And I had to piece together for myself that it's actually spelled GEWgaws

AI is nowhere near ready to adequately explain the difference between geegaws and googaws to me

Binder clips, vodka, and salad dressing is serving as a grocery list

What if Samantha dreamt the whole thing?

AJLT finale predictions:
-Carrie moves to London but her neighbor stays in NYC.
-Charlotte plans a screening for Hitchcock’s Vertigo.
-Miranda’s son names the baby Che.
-Seema quits cigarettes and real estate, opens a cannabis nursery w/ Adam.
-Lisa Todd Wexley finds out her dad dies again.

Yikes. Major dog food air day in Denver. 🤢

Winking eye alcohol suggestion

Also fucked up the alt text, perhaps due to the 2 beers + 2 shots 🙃

I chose the pinkest beer they have

Going to the brewery because we have so many minor life updates that pints are required to facilitate this conversation

And they continued to appear at every yard sale I went to for 15+ years thereafter

Bacon is too greasy
But that’s the way it is

Oh yeah. It took me multiple tries to get a New Mexico driver’s license. I think I remember the online “class” from that thread, even.

Adulthood sure is the worst. Might fuck around and pull a First Half of Frances Ha later.

Oof, and now sending my hopes to AK/HI/CA/WA/OR/BC friends for no tsunami!

All three rollovers complete. Not bad for 13 months of effort.

Um everyone in the Twin Cities ok?

First day back at work featured significantly more movement and exercise than usual.

Keeping this up will eventually counteract my eight-day vacation of inhaling fried chicken and chile rellenos!

Show Us Your Tints is a god tier name for a window tinting place