That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My Bitmoji should be face down in a creek given I forgot about his existence for 13 years

Kate Spade New York website listing for a ring. The ring is yellow gold and has a hot dog on a bun with mustard out of metal and gems on top

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

Came home early to do a long walk, and we did!

But now the sun is down at 6:25 😬

Oof, 11 hour work marathon complete. Going to pick up our Thai food in a daze.

Some consultant is gonna charge the Cuomo campaign $500,000 to set up a MySpace account

Trying to line up the remaining work travel for the year has been a festuche, gals

Pretty much. I worked right by Union Station for a long time, and rode it maybe 5 times total. It needed a lot of different factors to be better than the X2.

When Michael Scott screamed IT’S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE I felt that

Forgive my ancient sitcom posting but

Severe dog food day in the air 🤢

The rare occasion where I am excited to escape to the exurban office

This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

We both got <4 hours of sleep last night for depressing reasons I will go into later. After our basil chicken dinner and one beer, I expect to be unconscious in seconds

I feel like we are the youngest people watching CBS primetime by a long way (he says as he retrieves Matlock from the DVR 🫡)

Then B joined me for cocktails and strategizing on whether we can get away with fall plantings in our empty pots 🪴

Working on the patio has mostly saved me from the misery that is working on Sunday because of unreasonable workload expectations

(We procured our own wings and whiskey, am watching from our couch)

(This is their Very Unofficial overflow parking, when their own lot and the streets right around them get full)

A massive line of parked cars across the street from my window

The lineup of cars that appeared for dinner at the pub is a bit alarming. I don’t even like Michigan football enough to go over there in all this

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

Extra innings, extra beers

This is by far the most I have ever seen of the Mariners in one season, and I think they're likable even without the big donks?

Pesto, rotini, and garlic bread made a few points

A selfie wearing sunglasses and a green polo with white dots, in front of a fence with vines growing on the top

I ran out of RiNo murals close to the salon

(It was)

“This isn’t a BUtterfield 8 situation, is it?”

😊

I hope the Nobel Peace Prize goes to someone with actual designs on promoting peace

we need to invent a more powerful form of grass for some of y'all to touch