Hamato Donatello

STINK BOMBS

SMOKE BOMBS

“He actually did. Not big explosions. But they sting a little.”

“Only if you do the same for me. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to giant turtles.

…honestly if I’m caught I just say I’m a guy in an animatronic suit.”

“A very aggravating cartoon.”

Sorry. I’m an impressionable youth.

NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT

pokes head out

……………..

smoke bombs

“SHELL YEAH!”

accidentally turns off his hologram projector

“Gunpla?!?”

GASPS

“He’s on the list.”

“Okay, magic man. Sure. Ask away. I do have a few errands to run though.”

// Remembering that Mutant Mayhem shows that Donnie is a K-Pop fan.

“Real answer. Just enough to but things top side.

Realer answer. Until I remember what PFP I used before

But the realest answer of all? I am a human. What are you talking about?”

HIGH PITCHED SCREAM

“Noise cancelling headphones. I’m very familiar with those.”

“…I think he’s thinking of a chimichanga”

he thinks about the time he built escape pods that resemble school lockers and used himself as a test dummy

“……a normal amount……”

Very naturally lands on his feet due to extensive ninja training

…………..

Oh wait. He’s got to pretend he’s not a ninja.

He falls over suddenly and grabs his foot

“MY TOES MY TOES”

I’m a nerd. Get used to it…

…MY HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM.

….Yeah…

THAT’S IT. I AM GOING BACK TO MY ROOM AND TURNING OFF MY HOLOGRAM

// Once I remember the PFP I was using before.

WHO SAID THAT?!?

S C R E A M S

“Oh my god. He’s not…I know I’m the guy with brains but…I shouldn’t be the only one!”

“……Didn’t this guy once turn into a snake, lose all his teeth, and then Batgirl took a selfie?”

“I am not a turtle.”

the hologram flickered for half a second

“…………I PREFORM MAGIC TRICKS.”

“No he hasn’t”

“Having multiple siblings is a blessing and a curse”

Shredder wants to make the world flat so the flat earthers will he technically correct. His most devious scheme