@parmingjoncheese.bsky.social
Barbershop quartet 3 on indefinite leave I also don’t know how to sing
Thinking about posting on here more. Let’s try this:
Hamgurb. Hamgurblar. Blurgarbinschmieler. Eelermeelerschnieler.
Dadusedtoyellatmeandmakemecryalot.
Okay send tweet post tweet send post post
Update: he didn’t
12.09.2025 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The system points to you and your administration as being responsible and we know it.
Prison will suit you and we can’t wait.
This man’s getting ratioed to oblivion and still posting through it
25.08.2025 07:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being from notoriously one of the ugliest states in the country and somehow being the ugliest thing to come out of it
15.08.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we build you a bunker with a bunch of couches in the middle of an Ohio cornfield will you fucking stay there for the rest of your life
30.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honestly can’t wait until you meet your maker because of some sort of effect of your bootlicking fascism. Fucking disgrace to Ohio
19.06.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s time for new leadership in both chambers.
Both Jeffries and Schumer get a shit ton of $ from AIPAC
Nothing witty to say I don’t have my sleepy meds so I guess it’s time to see the hat man
10.03.2025 06:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just watched the last episode of Twin Peaks and that was the most episode I’ve ever watched
09.03.2025 08:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude you are so fucking tone deaf. I hope you get primaried
07.03.2025 01:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey man just a fun FYI for you: YOU FUCKING SUCK AT YOUR JOB
05.03.2025 05:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I've stopped all government censorship"
Sir you literally erased the word Transgender from every website and Stonewall National Monument itself.
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
I work on the severed floor of Jersey Mike’s and my outie just found out from my innie that I spend my entire days slicing up Mike. Every. Single. Day. Mike is a starfish
31.01.2025 08:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Do you think she’ll play Hot to Go” brother we are at the Scholastic Book Fair
27.01.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playing Fortnite with Jimmy Carter
23.01.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peppa Pig is responsible for war crimes unfathomable to the human mind
21.01.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zao honk shooooooo
19.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Playign Fortnite with Mao Zadong
19.01.2025 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trauma is stored in the balls
17.01.2025 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so glad they’re finally standing up for something. What a historic moment. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
16.01.2025 04:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deleted Twitter for the 40th time.
How refreshing.
I will redownload tomorrow.
One cool thing about is me is one cool one thing cool about thing one me cool about thing one is thing cool me about me cool is one about
14.01.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t worry guys it was a joke haha
*empty room starts applauding*
This plane isn’t even made out of air.
That’s it I’m killing myself
I’m about to fly in the sky where it is umm blue but yes the uh app is called Blue Sky and yeah I’ll be flying there hahaha isn’t that funny
I am mentally ill
I’ve had Panera macking cheese 3 times in the last ten days AMA!
17.11.2024 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cat is a chonky girl
04.03.2024 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone know if we have school tomorrow
29.02.2024 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
