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~ Certified Goddamned Delight ~ Books and cats and bad movie riffing ~ Oh and nazis can go fuck themselves πŸ–•

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ATTENTION: for people new to my garbage (and for some who are very familiar with said garbage), I have an ongoing document of all things dark and morbid in and around Los Angeles - approaching almost 170 spots and possibly hitting 200 - check it out if you’re into that I HAVE SPOKEN

04.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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not only does the richest known nazi in the world endorse andrew cuomo but he’s boosting it as a paid ad on twitter

03.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3819    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 59

Sean Duffy is just the latest tool in a the string of asshole politicians out of Wisconsin and I am so sorry that the rightwingers of my state have continued to keep him in the political realm.

03.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white cat is screaming with its mouth open and the words screaming intensifies are visible in the background . Alt: a white cat is screaming with its mouth open and the words screaming intensifies are visible in the background .
03.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's on the ballot in the first general election since Donald Trump became president Donald Trump features prominently in state and local elections happening Tuesday, a year after he retook the White House.

Lots of really important elections tomorrowβ€”and not just the high profile ones.

apnews.com/article/virg...

03.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` i don 't know her '' written next to her . Alt: Mariah Carey shaking her head and saying I DON’T KNOW HER

This gif needs to be remade with his lying dementia-ridden face in it

03.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you make the group chat green i will hunt you and your children and your children's children until your bloodline fades from all earthly memory

03.11.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How I’m going to look when you dislike my posts

02.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
from people magazine

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for
'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results
The president predicted that Democratic Reps.
Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam
By Greta Bjornson |
Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine

Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42
Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire
The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown
By Bailey Richards
Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

02.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11724    πŸ” 2982    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 188

Such a nice purry cat 😻

02.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the plan is to take the ACA apart brick by brick and replace it with nothing, there, i spoiled your top double secret healthcare plan

02.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 10
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a woman says i 'm not like a regular mom in front of another woman Alt: a woman all in pink says i 'm not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom to another woman

I mean, I ~am- an old lady myself but I’ve raised 2 sons and half the neighborhood kids plus I’ve been online for several years so I never think of myself as the easily shockable kind of old lady.

02.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I snort laughed at that! I do my refresher election training on Monday but I don’t know if I have any kind of interesting notebook around here. Maybe a magick sticker or two would help perk up a plain one so that I could have an uncomfortable conversation too.

02.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a dark room with a candle in the background . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is smiling in a dark room with a candle in the background .

β€œIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

β€”from The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

02.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

05.11.2023 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7589    πŸ” 2067    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 126

Yup, that too! Only somehow my nasally Wisconsin accent turned β€œmalk” into β€œmelk”.

02.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is also one of our family things. We buy melk and bandans and muskins and creebie at our grocery store (milk, bananas, muffins, and ice cream). And that is only the beginning of our list of spelling oddities.

02.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

no need for daylight saving when Donald Trump already set everyone’s clocks back to 1939

02.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

01.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15842    πŸ” 2729    πŸ’¬ 479    πŸ“Œ 132

This summer I renewed my passport at the local post office & had them take my photo for it. I look like I just came from my best friend's funeral.

The postal worker said "That's how the feds want you to look in your passport photo--either like you are about to cry or you were just jailed. Or both."

01.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"My Grandma would want me to fight them." I have loved Lynda Barry cartoons for 40 years. Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/o...

01.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 20

Halloween is over so it’s time for my annual Thanksgiving and Christmas message

01.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people standing in front of a tree with birds flying around Alt: β€œScene” from Birdemic where Rod and friends use coat hangers to fight off a gang of badly copied and pasted birds
01.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

01.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Xmas starts tomorrow but if we all band together maybe we can hold it off for a few more weeks or hopefully die trying

01.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in

01.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course we all know that none of them have ever read The Great Gatsby so they haven’t got a fucking clue why any of us would be pissed off about this bullshit of theirs

01.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby

01.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Only any sportsball series could make me hate Seven Nation Army as much as I currently do

01.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green sweater is putting on a mask with the words ok boys and girls let 's put our masks on Alt: Mr. Rogers in a green cardigan sweater and red tie is putting on a mask with the words OK BOYS AND GIRLS…LET’S PUT OUR MASKS ON…

I’ve been thinking about how most of us don’t need a special Halloween mask

We wear a mask most every day of our lives

And by β€œwe” I of course mean me

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