✨ Margo ✨

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

This summer I renewed my passport at the local post office & had them take my photo for it. I look like I just came from my best friend's funeral.

The postal worker said "That's how the feds want you to look in your passport photo--either like you are about to cry or you were just jailed. Or both."

"My Grandma would want me to fight them." I have loved Lynda Barry cartoons for 40 years. Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/31/o...

Halloween is over so it’s time for my annual Thanksgiving and Christmas message

Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

Xmas starts tomorrow but if we all band together maybe we can hold it off for a few more weeks or hopefully die trying

I’m in

And of course we all know that none of them have ever read The Great Gatsby so they haven’t got a fucking clue why any of us would be pissed off about this bullshit of theirs

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and...then retreated back into their money...and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Great Gatsby

Only any sportsball series could make me hate Seven Nation Army as much as I currently do

a man in a green sweater is putting on a mask with the words ok boys and girls let 's put our masks on Alt: Mr. Rogers in a green cardigan sweater and red tie is putting on a mask with the words OK BOYS AND GIRLS…LET’S PUT OUR MASKS ON…

I’ve been thinking about how most of us don’t need a special Halloween mask

We wear a mask most every day of our lives

And by “we” I of course mean me

#ProudNerdMom

Black cat in a red blanket staring balefully at a Squishmallow trick or treat candy bag

“I refuse to be compared to that monstrous squishmallow abomination”

— Sebastian The Teenage Demon

#HappyHalloween 🎃

I have been known to also do this when Andrew is doing commentary for a Netrunner tournament

Your eyes look incredible here.

I get asked that every day so Halloween is no different

Collage art of a woman with an updo smoking a cigarette. The words are cut from paper and read MAKE ART - DO SPELLS - FUCK THE SYSTEM. I do not know who the artist is.

#HappyHalloween everyone

I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.

The better to fall and crack your head open and...well, you know the rest...

Thousands in the Triangle may soon lose food assistance. How you can help Roughly 700,000 North Carolina households could lose food assistance as early as next week, but there are ways to help.

If you live in the Triangle and either rely on SNAP for food or want to help those who do, here’s a (gift link) list of food banks you can visit or donate to. If you can afford it, money donations are much better. They can buy in bulk and get exactly what they need.

Collage art of a woman with an updo smoking a cigarette. The words are cut from paper and read MAKE ART - DO SPELLS - FUCK THE SYSTEM. I do not know who the artist is.

#HappyHalloween everyone

It’s amazing and creepily lifelike 😱

🥳

Longtime Madison WI resident and Onion reader here to say that The Onion in print was the best birthday present I received last year so I am renewing it this year as a present to myself

Cats are such weirdos and that is exactly why we love them so much.

But..but…are those mannequin arms? Or something akin to that? 😳

What the everlovin’ hell??

Belle was ~5 when I adopted her. As far as I can tell she's always been an Only Cat. We had an older cat when we first got her & they were polite to each other but not chummy. She's been an Only Cat now for at least 7 yrs-maybe more. Belle barely tolerates us at times so wouldn't play well w/others.