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large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

PANEL 1: It's WW2 and two officers are talking outside a tent. OFFICER 1: "This message--it was from eighty years in the future. It said that if we take this bridge from the Nazis, we'll win the war--" PANEL 2: The officers move to enter the command tent. OFFICER 1: "--but that in eighty years, WOKE IDEOLOGY will take over, and plus there's pronouns." OFFICER 2: "This future brainiac let on what the hell that means IN ENGLISH?" PANEL 3: Officer 1 pours a bottle of liquor into Officer 2's cup. OFFICER 1: "That 'future brainiac is my great-grandson-to-be. Apparently by 2023, there's no more Nintendo 64 Christmas Mornings." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-Four Nintendos..." PANEL 4: Officer 2 drinks from the cup. OFFICER 2: "And all on CHRISTMAS. Imagine that." PANEL 5: Officer 1 fishes his cigarettesx from his pocket. OFFICER 1: "Honestly? I still think we should take the bridge. FUCK IT." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-THREE Nintendos is still a lot of Nintendos." PANEL 6: Officer 1, close up, popping a cigarette into his mouth. OFFICER 1: "He did say they will have had Goldeneye 64." OFFICER 2 (off-panel): Oh NOW we're talkin'!"

the temporal front of the culture war

Trump carried Bucks county by 274 votes out of 400k in 2024, this dude ran on cancelling the ICE 287(g) contract, so pretty close to an "abolish ICE" platform.

He won against the incumbent by 11 percentage points, or 25,000 votes. Dem strategists are idiots.

A modified ctrl+alt+del comic where Ethan (who is wearing a cape and a gold crown for some reason) and Lilah are discussing comics. Lilah says "Calvin & Hobbes is great because of its philosophical explorations" to which Ethan responds, "Hmm, well consider this of Garfield Without Garfield" but is interrupted by none other than Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert. He says, "Hey there, Dilbert fans! Did you know you can just write down what you want, and you'll get it? I wanted to pass a test, so I wrote down that I would get a 96% on it, and when I got my results back, it was exactly a 96%! It shattered my beliefs on what reality is. Affirmations are life-changing, and if you buy my book--" Ethan interrupts Adams, resting a hand on the aging comic author's shoulder, and says, "You have lived an illustrious life!! May none recall it." Adams' head is consumed by an unholy green flame, and both Ethan and Lilah step back and watch appreciatively as Adams is disintegrated in a shimmer of light. Soon, Adams is gone. Smirking, Lilah continues their conversation from before: "Well what do you think about Crow Time?" Ethan replies strongly, "I don't."

#ScottAdams #Dilbert

Legit geniuses over here

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

loooooooollllll 👑

Delete your shit. Delete your Facebook, your Instagram, your twitter. Delete your bsky history. You have less to lose than you think and more to gain.

Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.

Blue Prince (2025)

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

2 panels, David Lynch saying 1. good morning, everyone. It's... 2. What fucking day is it now?

happy whatever the fuck day it is

you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him

...but that 𝘸𝘢𝘴 pretty damn funny

Half-life fans: Wow I can't wait for Gabe Newell to announce Half-life 3 today!

Gabe Newell:

meme that says 'buckaroos after every major news event' then below is christian bale in american psycho saying 'impressive, very nice' then in next panel he says 'now lets see' but the rest is blacked out and text is added to say 'the tingler about it'

we all know this classic way

The Grungler

People being blunt that Trump seemed confused and said his dementia test was a hard IQ test.

We are in a timeline in which People Magazine is publishing legit hard-hitting news headlines while CBS and CNN publicly humiliate themselves.

I don’t like this timeline. But I’m loving People Magazine right now.

Extremely funny to see that Reze Arc's first negative critic review is the NYT being *so* close to getting it.

Incredibly powerful words from Pastor David Black.

shit man it is straight up a dope night to have a curse literally like what a good night for this curse fuck man that rules

The senate has approved four of this guy’s federal court appointees in the past 3 days. One of them got more than a dozen Democratic votes that weren’t even needed for confirmation.

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?

Aide : over 7 million sir

George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

Abolish ICE.

If you work for ICE, quit right now.

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war.Our analysis of 43 official IDF videos found recycled 3D environments, spatial inaccuracies, and assets lifted from unrelated artists and institutions.We traced over 30 unique assets to Washington-based 3D creator Ian Hubert, who makes bespoke models created for his sci-fi project Dynamo Dream, available to his Patreon subscribers. Models of parking lots, antennas, + pipes were repurposed as Hamas and Iranian military sites

@evanhill · 11m Fascinating work here tracing how the IDF recycled 3D assets from a cyberpunk sci-fi art project, the Scottish Maritime Museum and elsewhere to populate its widely-seen models of supposed enemy locations in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran. One of the most infamous, the alleged underground Hamas command center at Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, used to justify an unprecedented assault on the biggest medical center in Gaza, was actually an animation the IDF had used the previous year, saying at the time it was a tunnel beneath a UN school.

Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world