@vibesbummer.bsky.social
where’s beth https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
in the timeline of human history the 1970s were the most ‘driving a buick skylark into a motel pool’ era.
06.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 35 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0having my dojo fumigated
05.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 53 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons
09.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 147 🔁 52 💬 12 📌 1Suffering from sciatic pain. Lion shit.
09.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I am wearing cheese sauce to the apocalypse, apparently.
29.09.2025 21:41 — 👍 142 🔁 50 💬 8 📌 0*attaching a silencer to the staple gun*
30.09.2025 02:06 — 👍 151 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 1I’ve been following this hiker’s journey online and I learned that hikers go by trail names. And I just know my trail name would’ve been Tums.
30.09.2025 04:18 — 👍 43 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0In the 70’s, men grew their sideburns long enough to shelter orphaned fawns. Women stropped jello knives on their own palms. It was bitchin. Our ashtrays were shaped like kidneys
25.09.2025 19:21 — 👍 117 🔁 30 💬 11 📌 0Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe, Charlie Brown?
28.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 52 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0[me when the lady at a yard sale tells me the $35 treadmill doesn’t go that fast anymore]
that’s ok it’s for a cat
Might go down to the basement to eat some chocolate
21.09.2025 02:41 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0one time i tried to microwave my bluetooth & i accidentally sequenced the genome of a nearby strawberry pop tart & discovered that it was related to king henry VIII.
19.09.2025 14:42 — 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0Hi, which of the Four Horsemen are you? I'm Pants.
19.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 205 🔁 48 💬 40 📌 2How are my favorite cereals doing on the NASDAQ
19.09.2025 23:50 — 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
countdown clock for Oktoberfest 2025: shows 14 days, 21 hours, 46 minutes, and 21 seconds
Folks,
06.09.2025 02:34 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0What pill can make me feel like I'm always having a really good idea
04.09.2025 13:00 — 👍 279 🔁 72 💬 43 📌 11Cobwebs are just goth tinsel.
04.09.2025 12:20 — 👍 187 🔁 77 💬 2 📌 1Broken bat single would be a beautiful dating app bio for a divorced bat dad
04.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0*AOL voice* You have enemies.
12.03.2025 12:11 — 👍 375 🔁 106 💬 7 📌 2It’s about time corduroy was restored to its rightful place in the hierarchy of pants.
03.09.2025 14:32 — 👍 170 🔁 66 💬 6 📌 0Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery
31.08.2025 12:53 — 👍 388 🔁 112 💬 10 📌 2I could listen to a Frenchman say artificial insemination all day long
31.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 94 🔁 39 💬 10 📌 1I bust through a set of saloon doors, dusty from riding the trail, but instead of Buffalo Gals the piano player is playing Take On Me
31.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 192 🔁 74 💬 14 📌 0All I ever wanted was to be beautiful and lead lined.
03.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 66 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 1No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
03.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 139 🔁 41 💬 11 📌 0Grad of ‘97 and I concur.
25.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in my defense your honor, i thought i was winning stupid prizes
24.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 73 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
24.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 15610 🔁 5156 💬 233 📌 2651992 is the 90’s but 1998 isn’t, I won’t be taking questions.
24.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 49 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2
