Olive

I dumbed down my phone so I’d get less distracted but I’m still distracted without it

Maintaining a constant dose of Tylenol to ensure I a) never feel pain ever and b) maximize on my autism stats

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

He is doing this but the flames just aren’t happening

You look like you’d clap me on the shoulder and say “good job sport I’m proud a ya”

Could go to hell but we’ll probably be fine

With all of the love in my heart, you look like a very friendly dad

Beanjamin Franklin has a plant now ~

I had so much fun with this!!

Whoosh bottle

I am not up creeping my cast I am pretty expressly Down And Out

Creepcast and honk mimimi

You could do Gale with a Haircut
The Cooler Gale

“You can’t keep doing this! I’m running out of hankies!”

It is

Am I crazy or does the groundskeeper in Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights sound just like Barney Fife????

Same thing happened to me when I was petting my dog last week. The fur suit was deeply unsettling in hindsight

Shout out to Reese’s for putting actual broken chunks of peanut butter cups into their ice cream flavor instead of like. mini cups. You’re real for that.

Different types of beans maybe? Like Lima beans! Or at least different colors

Aaaah, l’amour ~

I wish I could help with suggestions but I draw on my couch with a rolling adjustable desk. It’s most comfortable for me, doesn’t bother my knees or back and I can adjust the height so my neck doesn’t hurt.

Bes fren

Haby birtdoy!

When I tell you
I fucking needed this

👀

It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart I must share, the lunchables are gone

Guess who just filled their fridge with an amount of lunchables that implies I have multiple children

I may not be able to afford nice food but sometimes a lunchable just hits the fuckin spot

Neighbors are smoking oui’d out on their patio
Fucken Get it