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@doorstoplord.bsky.social

29yo, Just a silly guy doing silly dude things

31 Followers  |  28 Following  |  138 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2024  |  1.9369

Latest posts by doorstoplord.bsky.social on Bluesky

I dumbed down my phone so I’d get less distracted but I’m still distracted without it

11.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maintaining a constant dose of Tylenol to ensure I a) never feel pain ever and b) maximize on my autism stats

25.09.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He is doing this but the flames just aren’t happening

09.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You look like you’d clap me on the shoulder and say β€œgood job sport I’m proud a ya”

21.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Could go to hell but we’ll probably be fine

21.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With all of the love in my heart, you look like a very friendly dad

21.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beanjamin Franklin has a plant now ~

19.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had so much fun with this!!

18.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoosh bottle

17.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not up creeping my cast I am pretty expressly Down And Out

16.08.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Creepcast and honk mimimi

16.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could do Gale with a Haircut
The Cooler Gale

14.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou can’t keep doing this! I’m running out of hankies!”

10.08.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is

06.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Am I crazy or does the groundskeeper in Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights sound just like Barney Fife????

05.08.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same thing happened to me when I was petting my dog last week. The fur suit was deeply unsettling in hindsight

04.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to Reese’s for putting actual broken chunks of peanut butter cups into their ice cream flavor instead of like. mini cups. You’re real for that.

29.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Different types of beans maybe? Like Lima beans! Or at least different colors

27.07.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaah, l’amour ~

26.07.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could help with suggestions but I draw on my couch with a rolling adjustable desk. It’s most comfortable for me, doesn’t bother my knees or back and I can adjust the height so my neck doesn’t hurt.

12.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bes fren

10.07.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haby birtdoy!

09.07.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I tell you
I fucking needed this

28.06.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘€

28.06.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is with great sorrow and a heavy heart I must share, the lunchables are gone

09.06.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess who just filled their fridge with an amount of lunchables that implies I have multiple children

30.05.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I may not be able to afford nice food but sometimes a lunchable just hits the fuckin spot

23.05.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Neighbors are smoking oui’d out on their patio
Fucken Get it

09.05.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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