Steph Charette

My cat's new name is, "You will get some when I get some." 🙄

(Let me have a bite of my breakfast, plz??)

(On TikTok my avatar is a drag queen in a shark costume so I don't know why they are in my DMs.)

(Coming on a tad strong there, K.)

A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu.

A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu. 🤣🤣🤣

This timeline, I suppose it's theoretically possible.

So straight I choose the wrong straight.

But a strait of coffee? That'd be some gooood swimming. 😂

snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot . Alt: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .

The problem with really good coffee strait from your French Press is that it can convince your body it doesn't need breakfast.

"problem" 😌

Come join us!

Zuck: The average American has three friends:

Okay Canada.
PLEASE don't fuck this up.

Picked up a cute set of macaron shaped erasers that smelled like they'd been pulled out of a twenty-year tire fire.

Oh god that would be hilarious tho

If the eraser looks like food, you have a legal obligation that it also SMELL like food.

Just grabbed the ebook! (Also that cover is HOT.)

I wouldn't be either! HUZZAH! Can't wait to get my hands on it.

I am SO READY for this election. This will be the most pivotal election in my lifetime. What's happening down south cannot be allowed to travel north an inch further.

Throwback Thursday: 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charrette - PULP Literature Take a step back and sideways in time to a steampunk garden with 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charette, from Issue 9, Winter 2016

Hey, a throwback Thursday from @pulpliterature.bsky.social -- my story Hothouse Flower, a steampunk-dryad tale:
pulpliterature.com/throwback-th...

SEVERANCE IS THE BEST. {flail flail flail flail}

(the drumsnare-punchline of it all is that I already OWN that book on burnout)

Is it funny or telling that while looking at a book on witchcraft, the bookselling website algorithmically offers up a book on burnout?

Asking for a friend.

a woman in a red dress says " party " in front of an imdb logo Alt: a woman in a red dress says " party " in front of an imdb logo

And we've crossed the line into novella territory.

w h e e e e

Analog TV screen, blue with green letters, all caps, with the line: DOES THIS STORY EVERY END?!

Yes still in the *checks notes* novelette though we're likely to tip over that when I type in all my long hand notes.

Serious question:

Because I can, I'm doing a complete watch/binge of the entire rebooted [BLANK] OF THE APES movies, and wow, they did Caesar *so dirty* - even the people that "loved" him. Especially those that loved him.

If you get on the back entrance of the bus, you suck. Full stop, no excuses. I see kids do it, I see adults, I see little grannies do it to beat each other to a seat. Translink remove the back pass already--this is transportation anarchy. 😂

two bald eagles and a goose are standing on a snowy surface . Alt: bald eagle and a goose are standing on a a frozen lake and that GOOSE IS GONNA TEAR THAT EAGLE APART. 😎

AS IS PROPER

a hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screen Alt: a hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screen

I'm gonna guess Canada won tonight's game because someone out there is blasting a trumpet and whooping.

a pink cartoon character with a heart shaped head and arms . Alt: Spinel, a pink-heart gem character from Steven Universe, is making a derp face to amuse Steven.

Gotta make your own joy, people!

Wrestling with Google Docs is not how I wanted to start this writing session, but here we are.

Meanwhile later, it's a doored cabinet assembly and then, THEN, the moving of my entire tarot/oracle collection into its new home followed by the reorganization of at least two bookshelves. OH BABY. 😍

OH THANK GOD, it drops weekly. (I'd forgotten.) I can't be tempted into a binge.

I'm only about to finish the first episode of S2 now. Gonna savor it, mmmmmmm.

Not in a misery porn kind of way but acknowledging that sometimes you get to a place and there's no right, "perfect" path through.

Also the gaslighting and misinformation and manipulation is peak capitalism. A perfect hell.