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@monsterbeard.bsky.social

MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”

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People line up on a sidewalk at dusk in a line, holding lighted candles.

People line up on a sidewalk at dusk in a line, holding lighted candles.

Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.

15.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 3901    🔁 771    💬 28    📌 29

“Falling in love with you was a *SNAP*!”

14.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the next $500 in donations to this are matched; please help

14.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 12    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think our political leaders, on either side, realize how upset people are. Normies aren’t normies anymore, they’re revolutionaries.

14.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

14.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 21819    🔁 5781    💬 166    📌 115

VINDICATION!

14.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made the mistake of doing self checkout once. Holy shit what a disaster!

13.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“IF ONE CAN GET A NAZI TATTOO INNOCENTLY” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

13.02.2026 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[commercial for soup]
Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it?
NARRATOR: SOUP

13.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 138    🔁 21    💬 14    📌 0

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social What do you make of this?

13.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just picked this up. Thanks for the rec!

12.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t remember a Far Side comic making fun of hammerhead sharks and idk man, Gary Larson really dropped the ball there.

12.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the announcement that the ICE surge in MN is ending, I’m thinking about how so many people thought the child in Bad Bunny’s halftime performance was Liam Ramos and how our need for Hollywood endings and satisfying payoffs might hinder us from dealing with the painful and traumatic aftermath.

12.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 765    🔁 145    💬 6    📌 9

Don't Trust the B was such a good show, you should watch it

11.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 114    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Demanding papers and being loaded onto trains sure is an interesting example to cite 🤔

11.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with red hair is standing next to a man in a suit and making a funny face . Alt: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

Hold up… are you telling me the USA curling team is The Two Coreys???

10.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My testimony about leaving pedophile island with all my children has people asking questions already answered by my testimony

10.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Reddit comment that says “My controversial take is that Spider-Man 3 is better than Spider-Man 1…”

A Reddit comment that says “My controversial take is that Spider-Man 3 is better than Spider-Man 1…”

@jamellebouie.net Just saw this take about Spider-Man and would LOVE your thoughts on it!

10.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

10.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 14460    🔁 2903    💬 48    📌 457

bad bunny halftime show did a very good job of threading the needle of "insane to get mad at" and also "will make conservatives insanely mad"

09.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 523    🔁 49    💬 4    📌 4
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

09.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 8661    🔁 1328    💬 374    📌 428
classic tweet
@futurevictim_
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

09.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 5626    🔁 781    💬 9    📌 24

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show.

(Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

09.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 7596    🔁 849    💬 167    📌 46
Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Cause that's what heroes do.

09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 4639    🔁 840    💬 51    📌 197

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.

Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

09.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 9227    🔁 1772    💬 77    📌 67

Rage on Behalf of the Machine!

09.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Chapter 71 of Percival Everett’s The Trees, the only line being “Ho to Hind: ‘What the hell is going on?’”

Chapter 71 of Percival Everett’s The Trees, the only line being “Ho to Hind: ‘What the hell is going on?’”

Just finished Percival Everett’s The Trees and holy shit what a hilarious and savage ride. The best satirist since Jonathan Swift maybe? A more brutal and poignant journey than James and well worth sitting with.
#📚💙

08.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

07.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 11963    🔁 2675    💬 180    📌 200

Everyone who knew anything about this campaign before it was launched should be fired. If someone had leaked it they would qualify for full whistleblower protections.

06.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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