@hyprunivers.bsky.social
Aging goth, elder weeb. they/them
Anyway, Iβm gonna eat a taco now. Sorry about that @bigfriendlyguide.bsky.social
22.06.2025 23:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like look at that dude. And here I am thinking, wow if only I could access the same useless settings menu in OBS with like a random 4th button
22.06.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like, I just, moments ago, met a new puppy, and Iβm still mad
22.06.2025 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like donβt work consistently for more than a few seconds please. Donβt make me unplug my card and plug it in like 3 times, each time hoping mayyyybe sound will work now
22.06.2025 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OBS sucks ass. @elgato.com sucks ass. I hate them and Iβm mad at them. YOU BOTH FRUSTRATE ME SO MUCH
22.06.2025 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My sister wrote a guest piece for @bigfriendlyguide.bsky.social and itβs really good!! Check it out!! Iβm super proud of her and her righteous fury haha
bigfriendly.guide/opinion/gues...
Roses are red
Orchids grow solo
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Wilford Brimley and an Ewok from one of the 1980βs Ewok movies I think itβs called battle for Ewok village or some shit like that
I dunno guys Iβm on Disney+ right now and this Andor show ainβt shit
07.05.2025 04:32 β π 451 π 18 π¬ 11 π 0Like why is lunacy always depicted as laughing? Shit can be kinda funny sometimes???
14.05.2025 22:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It just popped in my head that I was there to cheer my mom on the very last time she brushed her teeth
11.04.2025 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just not made for the modern internet... if you send me a thousand-word article i'll probably read it, but if it's a 30-second video i'm putting that shit off until 2079
17.02.2025 16:58 β π 248 π 34 π¬ 19 π 5Luigi Mangione in prison jumpsuit, smiling over his shoulder
the most divorced man alive, Elon Musk, dressed as Wario for the most cringe SNL guest appearance of all time
which way, Western man
03.02.2025 16:28 β π 1316 π 221 π¬ 15 π 2I implore you to acknowledge that the American people are f*cked from both sides of the duopoly. Yes, Trump & his cohorts are ποΈ- & Yes, the extreme racism & gaslighting of the Democratic Party fueled a live-streamed genocide treating student protesters as terrorist sympathizers
18.01.2025 14:23 β π 231 π 61 π¬ 1 π 4My beautiful mom passed away this past Sunday. I miss her with all my heart. Love you, lady.
15.01.2025 03:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just grabbed a handful of shirts to leave quickly. Itβs just what I had with me. I wish I had the mind to plan shit that dark.
09.01.2025 04:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mfw when I realize Iβm wearing a basket case t-shirt as I hear that my mother has 3-6 months to live at best
09.01.2025 03:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THANK YOU
07.01.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know Iβm in shock, but I think this may truly be my finest work on the internet.
07.01.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mfw I realize Iβm wearing a Kill La Kill shirt as I hold my momβs hand and the oncologist gives her a terminal cancer diagnosis
07.01.2025 21:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hny
05.01.2025 17:26 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0ME: I didn't choose the thug life
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
I have no clue what this is, but I approve
02.01.2025 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ME: brain, can you get me the lyrics to Neneh Cherryβs Buffalo Stance?
BRAIN: here you go
ME: also, why have I forgotten the name of the man whose hand I'm currently shaking?
BRAIN: donβt you get fresh with me
There is still beauty in the world.
01.01.2025 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All my bonding is trauma bonding
28.12.2024 19:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£
25.12.2024 15:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was also indoctrinated as a child- my dad swore by that magazine. But I just donβt know how they still exist. It must be lingering boomer support?
24.12.2024 13:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe itβs the βterrorβ definition of βterrificβ. Thatβs what I always thought
24.12.2024 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0