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@medphysdave.bsky.social

Radiation janitor / part time deep state / cringe dad πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ I have friends everywhere

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I don’t know who needs to explain it to me but what is a β€œpanican”?

09.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ow

09.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg Hillbilly Vanilli 🀣

09.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Margot Rubio:

06.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 9
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Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined,
Nothing works and no one know why

#Thoughtoftheday
#Fridaythought

06.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re attacking me again

04.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what happened with the groundhog

03.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

Mugshot of a woman with the caption: A Florida woman has been accused of driving a motorized shopping cart through a Target while drinking wine from the bottle and eating sushi and cinnamon rolls.

Crime headline of the day.

03.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1460    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 335    πŸ“Œ 922

was that β€œfine” as in china, or β€œfine” as in you asked your spouse to do something and that’s what they said?

30.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

George W Bush - who created DHS and ICE - is very quiet huh

28.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cases of deadly virus that has no cure confirmed by health officials Two nurses in eastern India have been infected with the Nipah virus, prompting quarantines, expanded testing and heightened surveillance.

yeah we ain’t ready

27.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

20.01.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8798    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

If anyone has old sport’s trophies πŸ† or medals πŸ₯‡ may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.

17.01.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8536    πŸ” 1796    πŸ’¬ 681    πŸ“Œ 222

Bro people are busy πŸ˜‚

12.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great feeling

10.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

RIGHT NOW, OUR GOVERNMENT IS DOING THINGS WE THINK ONLY OTHER COUNTRIES DO.

10.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.

05.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 762    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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Is He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas? β€œWhy, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” β€” Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas...

It’s truly a fine line

31.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Isn’t Building a Ballroom When Trump announced a $300 million ballroom at the White House, something went off in my brain.

The Drey Dossier submits a very interesting argument, complete with citations, that what is being built is, in fact, NOT a ballroom.

thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt...

29.12.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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still waiting

18.12.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth refusing to hand over his phone to the IG investigation is a pretty big sign they're still using Signal to share classified military info.

04.12.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Contrast‐Enhanced MR Fingerprinting With Delta‐Relaxometry: Investigating a New Avenue for Tumor Characterization Background MRI contrast agents enhance lesion characterization by altering tissue relaxation properties. However, quantitative assessment of contrast enhancement is limited by variability in contras...

Could never stop hearing Vikas Gulani in my head saying "every biopsy is an imaging failure". This new paper from @shengwendeng.bsky.social moves us closer to that bright future! #MRI #RadSky #MRFingerprinting
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

02.12.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go "beyond CT accreditation" to deliver improved clinical performance with your physics testing: aapm.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

20.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you know any scientists personally who could help, because it does not sound like you would want to be studied by strangers

11.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ABMRS Announces New Safety Standard for Remote MRI Scanning There has been substantial progress in the past few years in the field of MRI in general and remote MR scanning in particular. To ensure that MR safe practices

🚨🧲 Great new #RemoteMRI resource from the American Board of MR Safety: 🧲🚨

www.einpresswire.com/article/8651...

10.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quantitative CT reconstruction kernel harmonization for multi‐site lung cancer screening You have to enable JavaScript in your browser's settings in order to use the eReader.

Hot off the presses just in time for Lung Cancer Screening Day...

aapm.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10....

08.11.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pink Pony Club owes more than it will ever admit to Poison's "So Tell Me Why"

08.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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