🦃 Joe from Gobble Gobble

Ugh - crestfallen. Such high hopes… dashed

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband

Thunderstorms in Omaha ⛈️

Post your favorite Star Trek character… wrong answers only.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

See Patrick, if you actually throw the ball TO Travis, he can then run with it and do things like SCORE TOUCHDOWNS

CUT BUTKER

Out of the 2min warning… with THAT ⁉️

a man in a suit and tie with nbc written on the bottom right Alt: Kevin from The Office giving two thumbs down

Cute, but…

Video surfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor with baseless claims | CNN Politics Video of Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg before she was elected to Congress went viral Wednesday amid an uproar over newly surfaced comments sh...

Figured this would come back around in time...

Y'see...doing this kinda shit makes me think that however genuine and contrite as she may seem at the moment, MTG has gotta helluva lot to atone for before I'm willing to accept a single syllable that drips from her talking hole.

So, fine, you don't care what the definition of "fascism" is. But please, think through how differently your strategies would be if America were a fascist state right now.

It's not.

You have all the powers of a democracy. Use them. Don't buy into the "fascism is now" drama.

/16

I’m tired of it, too.

BAH-DUM

I’ll show myself out…

Amy, me, Amaya photo bombing in the background, and Sandi smiling at the camera during Friends Thanksgiving

Amy, me, Sandi - my sisters from another mister - and Amaya mugging a mean photo bomb

So according to Trump the 2021 covid economy Biden inherited from Trump is Biden’s fault. And the 2025 economy is also Biden’s fault. But Trump gets credit for the economy he inherited from Obama. Can we have a date when Republicans are going to take responsibility for anything?

2 or 3. 2 has the most alert looking face

Eh - don’t fret. AI will handle colors 13-21 when you get your shiny new 12-color machines next year! It’ll be great!

Not possible ♊️

There - are you happy?

Not ideal

The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.

we need a department of kerning

Northern lights visible in Omaha

Northern lights visible in Omaha

Northern lights visible in Omaha

Northern lights visible in Omaha

Northern lights visible here in Omaha, even with our horrible light pollution. First time in my nearly 50 years of life seeing this in person

This is so incredibly sad. My heart goes out to Cleto’s family and to Kimmel and all his staffers who are surely reeling.

A rest day is fine 😉

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

I've looked at all the details of this deal to end the shutdown reached by a small group of Senate Democrats. I've talked to a number of friends on the Hill to see if there's anything I'm missing. Sadly, I am not.

This is a shit deal. It's a betrayal. It's cowardice.

Former Chair of the Republican House Freedom Caucus.