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On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same πŸ“ Carrboro, North Carolina

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They should release a 67-minute version of Tron: Ares in premium format movie theaters that's just the Nine Inch Nails score

07.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the people who can't get enough of the One Battle After Another score, Taylor Swift

07.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Belichick’s UNC might just get worse, plus Texas and Penn State Until Saturday is The Athletic's free college football newsletter.

I chose this photo for today's newsletter because it looks like a pretty good reaction meme. "When everyone was all set to blame you for your boyfriend becoming bowl-ineligible before mid-November, but you're not one of the 100 biggest problems"

07.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

transgender athletes doing windmill dunks all over the place

07.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at the very least the UNC football Hulu documentary series would have been more entertaining than watching actual UNC football

07.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UNC, Hulu Not Moving Forward With Season Documentary North Carolina announced in August that it would do a season-long documentary to showcase the team.

and the countdown hits zero

07.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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UNC, Hulu Not Moving Forward With Season Documentary North Carolina announced in August that it would do a season-long documentary to showcase the team.

cancelling the UNC Hulu documentary when things started to go so bad that the series might have been interesting enough to actually watch

07.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wonder if they'll still have $28 tacos

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I will occasionally drive past Nantucket Grill in Chapel Hill just to see if they have removed any of the Bill Belichick banners. Once those start to come down, I think it's over for him

07.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear this is not just because I’m the father of a five year old girl but the k-pop demon hunters soundtrack has got to be the pop record of the year, right? it’s like, weaponized pop production. violating the nuclear non-proliferation treaty pop production

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i cannot believe jeff posted this before trevor ate that shit. this is evidence of time travel

07.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look, if Taylor can get the Swifties out in full force to see One Battle After Another this week...

07.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taylor Swift Praises Jonny Greenwood’s 'One Battle After Another' Score Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl era is in full swing, and the pop superstar stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to talk about it. There was lots to discuss β€” the album, her engagem...

"The fact that when you hear that theme each time, it makes you feel something different every single time. And we are so lucky to be alive at the same time as Paul Thomas Anderson."

07.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A sign in a parking lot reads: 
NOTICE
MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

A sign in a parking lot reads: NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

Welcome to America

23.05.2023 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9476    πŸ” 2240    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 34

It has been 3,254 days since the 2016 presidential election.

07.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 363    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm so tired. I just want to cook a dinner rotation where meals don't randomly double in price all the time

07.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

when one of those things are true and the other isn't, it's important to make them sound like they are the same thing

07.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

first day on the job at cbs news. they're sending me to oberlin with a $20 a day stipend to find out what college students think about zohran mamdani's facial hair. i paid $125k for a journalism degree from columbia

07.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

ok gang let’s get out there and do a news

07.10.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as β€œinsurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

07.10.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4672    πŸ” 1715    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 65

The Kansas City Chiefs are 0-1 since Taylor Swift released a track about Travis Kelce’s hog

07.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Kansas City Chiefs are 0-1 since Taylor Swift released a track about Travis Kelce’s hog

07.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE 4-1 MAN I CAN MULTITASK

07.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 694    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Raleigh / Durham / Chapel Hill

07.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is every Guy Ritchie film

07.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 980    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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She’s actually good though

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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

06.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4317    πŸ” 651    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 22

what should have replaced twitter is "nothing" and we all know it

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zeldawilliams 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode β€’β€’ Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams πŸ’”

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