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Loose in the cat room once again. Local reading expert and synthesizer enthusiast. Listen to my music at https://thealliterates.bandcamp.com and https://lucidfugue.bandcamp.com and listen to my podcast at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2361632

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Among his best songs

05.12.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

stop saying kegsbreath to me. grow up

05.12.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!

05.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog

french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading]

polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsawπŸ‘πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± it is very bad

american indie developer deciding on a setting: in a cozy mountain town surrounded by wholesome yokai, ghibli inspired cooperative sustainable cherry blossoms and you can pet the dog french indie developer deciding on a setting: in a world where the gestalt misery of colonisation's victims has manifested into a sort of misery elemental, three church-like religious organisations hav[nine more paragraphs that leave you feeling like you know less than you knew before you started reading] polish indie developer deciding on a setting: warsawπŸ‘πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± it is very bad

31.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5330    πŸ” 1686    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 68

I am going to have a low key date night with my spouse tonight where we will eat burritos and watch A History of Violence

04.12.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a guy who got kicked out of a Renn Faire for creeping on the wenches

04.12.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather get a rude email from a coworker than one that was doctored by ChatGTP

04.12.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what does this even mean

04.12.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this one

04.12.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

making a request here as well: if there's verified information of ICE going into hospitals/clinics locally, please tag me if you think of it, just so those of us working in these settings can share information & prepare as needed.

04.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TWIN CITIES -- CAREFUL WITH UBER & LYFT; VERIFY YOUR DRIVER WITH THE DETAILS OF VEHICLE PROVIDED IN APP

04.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

The artist has a moral responsibility to spoon feed me clarity

04.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

10.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2082    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 16

I love 25 degree weather, but this 0 degree weather can go fuck itself

04.12.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

ALL IMLS grants restored in every state & territory.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

In response to a ruling from a federal judge in Rhode Island, the Institute of Museum and Library Services reinstated all previously canceled grants in every state and territory. It's a huge win for libraries and our communities.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

"The reinstatement of all IMLS grants means that libraries across the country will be able to resume vital services for learning, imagination, and economic opportunity. We are breathing a sigh of relief, but the fight is not over." ALA President Sam Helmick. Show up for our libraries, American Library Association.

NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.

This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!

Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...

03.12.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6707    πŸ” 2301    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 166

Big tech has a habit of turning things that were edgy and cool into becoming annoying and commercial. Examples include gambling and drugs.

04.12.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spotify Wrapped season is the time of year I sit in judgement of the basic music taste of my coworkers and random people I used to see at parties a decade ago

04.12.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?

That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.

04.12.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4133    πŸ” 1322    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 30
Pere Ubu - Over My Head
YouTube video by cookingvinylarchive Pere Ubu - Over My Head

I don’t have Spotify, but this was probably my most listened to song of the year, because I fixated on it when David Thomas died

04.12.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to burn Silicon Valley to the ground and salt the earth

04.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

04.12.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3594    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 25

They Live or Mandy for me

04.12.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a shock that Quentin Tarantino would have blinders on for a character who's such a blustering loser and useless blob of jelly that he gets totally stampeded over by the even more evil and egregious blowhard piece of shit

03.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No shit. You’re Farts Fucking Johnson. Fuck!

04.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying

03.12.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Say it ain’t so

03.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Juat changed shape

03.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is December 3rd and I’m still eating leftover pumpkin pie for breakfast. It still rocks.

03.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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