Just Some Ghoul

Some court ruled that email sent directly to your spam folder count as notifying class members of a settlement so the amount of class actions people are waiving out of is probably sky rocketing. I wouldn't be surprised if companies are quietly initiating the class actions themselves in bad faith

only Scene from television show where Elaine goes to the betting parlor for some reason(she'd been giving them as her fake number to men for years but now actually wants to meet the guy). Two scuzzy looking guys, one balding in a trench coat, one with some kind of mullet in a tracksuit(despite standing in the back, the man's left eye is framed by the speaking hole in the bulletproof glass partition), leer at her from behind the bullet proof glass. signs on the glass read "Check Ticket" and "NO VERBAL BETS Cash Must Accompany Betting Slip" There is a green chalkboard behind them with the names of horses and betting odds. One of the horses is named "Peg's Legs"

L Don Draper? Is that anything?

I've heard accounts of a leg going through the floor. The general disrepair plus the new threat of the atomic bomb is what most sources I've read attribute as the impetus for the renovation

black and white photo of whitehouse interior under truman. light enters through windows, the brick walls surround metal girders and framing. a small tracked bulldozer loads rubble into a small dumptruck within the building

I see what you are saying, but to nitpick, the interior was pretty much gutted under Truman, only the facade is original, and I'm not sure how much of that is.

They get that canon isnt real right? They could just do a version where Luke can fly. C-3PO is a sexy lady that knows kung-fu. No, not some Jedi martial art, Kung Fu. She learned it from a VHS tape she bought from Jawas.

I'm sort of broken mentally but I would drive to the airport right now if I could.

They're probably thinking of vultures. I feel like the two got conflated in some cowboy movie back in the 50s so now buzzards are just vultures in our minds.

Ironically, Mamdani is the one out there kissing babies and shaking hands. I don't even live in New York and I'm beset with videos of him riding the bus, walking around, talking to voters. This feels like it going to be a blowout

Gonna be a lot of smug "they already blocked me" going around

Well you're in for a treat, real tight script

It's fine, but given the location it looks like I've been shooting up again

I got a little skin infection getting blood drawn years and years ago, now it flares up every year when I get a flu shot

So when he started couple years ago he was talking about setting up the website and the way he was talking about it he may have done it himself. Because that's been like that the whole time, where all the pages have the same date(I suspect when the last comic was posted, probably a [-1] somewhere).

I laughed

Well, allegedly

Musicians and beverage innovation, Tom Lehre invented the Jello Shot

The changes to tax policy created an opportunity to remove vast sums from businesses and concentrate them in the hands of individuals. Conscious or not, it was a behavior enabled by policy choice, a behavior society had previously chosen to restrict

See, before the 80s, tax rates and regulations made it prohibitively expensive to become a billionaire. 50% top marginal rate means you have to take 2b out to keep 1b, right? So most businesses spent the money on things that weren't taxed as much, like improvements and line worker salaries.

Every what and what?

Let's face facts, he probably spent a lot of time with Dexter Jexter

I'm pretty sure it was some guy had some giant lizard that would run up to him and sort of bounce up and down kinda like a dog, then a self-proclaimed lizard expert said the lizard was actually very sick

He looks like his dad cooks meth

If I have multiple monitors, should I go fuck myself?

Attach some glass to the feet and you've a cocktail table and a conversation piece

I was hoping they weren't all hopped up on goofballs like the rest of the SV set, but they're acting like they're all hopped up on goofballs.

Mine is apparently that both Shoemakers were killed simultaneously, but apparently Carolyn survived until 2021. Could it be Carolyn Shoemaker, blonde science lady?

https://xkcd.com/1688 Xkcd guide to determining the age of an undated world map, a large flow chart

This one?

Don't forget "how to lie with maps", which was required reading in one of my classes

He eats road kill. That's why he's always hanging around the side of the interstate, his car smells like rotting flesh, there are dark stains in his trunk, and he's got freezers full of unidentifiable meats