Eryteros

The Bill Ripken “fuck face” card, but the variant with the redacted knob.

what are they hiding

An 80s newscaster named Carol Bland saying something next to an inset image of gray figures against a slightly lighter gray background over the caption GLOOM

Weather (interior and exterior) report

shedeur sanders’s dad is hall of famer deion sanders. like father, like son? only time will tell

The late Glenn Burke, who hit .340 for the Spokane Indians in 1972, was born on this day in 1952. A talented outfielder for the Dodgers and A's, Burke was the first openly gay player in MLB and is also credited with inventing the high five. He tragically died from AIDS-related complications in 1995.

Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year

look, I'm trying to watch this football game but it's like watching stormtroopers shooting at each other

Far Side

Poor Humpty

My gambit to allow my daughter to play Super Mario Jamboree seems to be paying off as she just shouted "I'M STARTING TO HATE THIS GAME" and all I can do was nod in approval.

If Nintendo wants to keep mainline Zelda an open-world series, give the classic style dungeon-delvers to Linkle, it's a win-win imo

I just want to obsess over individual player talent vs schemes/game scripts without over/unders or covering the spread, is that too much to ask

Also who are the fantasy football sickos on here, I need to find a place where I can care too much about it without being choked out by sports gambling

God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.

Looks great!! I'm 40 and trying to get back into writing poetry after giving up a good 15+ years ago, this is fantastic motivation to keep me going

Someone's singing "All I Want for Christmas" at karaoke and I'm fixing to get litigious over it

I know Bradley Beal is straight livid over this

Anyway is Pokemon Z-A fun? I don't really care too much about frame goofiness, I just want it to be as fun as Arceus Legends was

So the Red Sox have a prospect named Jhostynxon Garcia, and he has the best nickname in baseball: "The Password." His younger brother Johanfran Garcia (also a Red Sox prospect) is playing in this game and apparently he's referred to as "The Username." Incredible nickname work all around

[Exit Clown.]

Baseball needs a salary floor, I'm tired of seeing at least a couple Quad A rosters every year

Immaculate Grid rests on this foundation

I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.

I mean if you think about it, all the runners ended up in the dugout

Whoop-tush

Homer TV holding the TV sports pennant

ominous