David Conway

Courtside ad at the Bulls game said "Bulls Fans Deserve Pepsi." Which is technically true, but not how they meant it

Mat Ishbia and Rick Schnall are competing to fill the void left by Arne Duncan in the celebrity All-Star game. Like all the SGs in the early 2000s chasing Jordan's legacy

The number of months ago in this story are not high enough for this behavior

Elle Fanning you are currently nominated for an Oscar. You should not agree to make a brief appearance in a mayo commercial

Parker Posey you deserve better than being the third billed actor in an Uber Eats commercial

James Harden might be the coolest guy in sports. Just deciding every 3 years to go "I need to move and change jobs to fix my life"

Is there a single human being alive who is capable of thinking "I actually have enough money already" bsky.app/profile/ew.c...

Getting old feels so good when you're a guy who wants to yell at strangers for standing right inside the train doors

Now to follow that instant classic up with the Super Bowl, which will be a real stinky piece of shit

A competent political party would campaign on mandating accurate start times for sports broadcasts @democrats.org

He moves so far back that Kmet isn't even in frame on the dots lmao

Cherry Coke Zero...beverages just don't get much better than that folks

This is too many possessions for one half of football. You should automatically skip a quarter if you get up to 15

Sure, the picture is ugly and riddled with glaring embarrassing errors, and its very creation is ethically dubious at best, but what was he supposed to do, make a post about how Mike McCarthy's dad is from Pittsburgh with just a regular stock picture of Mike McCarthy? Or worse, no picture at all??

(Listening to an alternate universe version of the Lonely Island podcast without Seth Meyers) Hmm this is pretty good, but I kind of wish there was another guy in here to read 72 bad fan comments every episode

"I can't believe so many people are saying such dumb things about a recent popular movie" You are logged onto the People Saying Dumb Things website and have experienced this phenomenon every day for the past decade

How long do we need to have mass algorithmized internet platforms before people start to realize that seeing a stupid opinion online is not a novel experience and you can actually just ignore most of them

@natetice.bsky.social Playoff Torbert...electric

Also Tom Brady very famously does not eat one of the main ingredients in pizza!!! After we fix like 120-130 other problems with this country we must do something about the Celebrity Commercial Issue

$700+ million in career earnings and still doing Pizza Hut commercials. They aren't even one of the top two shitty pizza delivery chains anymore man

Thank you for listening to my advice

The Bears should score more points and give up fewer

Obviously not the desired result, but Oregon should still be proud of what they did tonight (wore their superior throwback shade of green/yellow with the cartoon duck logo)

Starting a cover band where we only play the songs from The Traitors

Kind of heartwarming to see a statement that was obviously genuinely typed out by an old man on a phone. This is what AI is trying to take from us

You used to have to just accept that most sportswriters were kinda dumb and valued team wins over meaningful stats. In baseball you'd get a good winner every third year and be happy. Now people get mad even when the "right" guy wins but it's not by a big enough margin. Something to be learned here

Across sports, people have gotten so obsessive/intense over getting awards Objectively Right even as voters have gotten *way better* at picking winners over the past ~15 years. Need to give a hinky MVP to a guy like CMC for a sub-4 YPC year to remind everyone this doesn't actually matter that much

Say what you will about the creative merits of making a secret list of your "50 most rewatchable movies", springing it on your employees and forcing them to react live with zero prep, and then kicking off the list with Just Go With It (2011). The fact is, nobody else is doing any of that stuff

Bill Simmons was never a great thinker, and getting cartoonishly rich has only made him lazier — yet I find myself more drawn to his work now than ever. This is because he is one of the only media figures who has not let his brain get totally rewired by the singular suffocating Content Algorithm