Danielle Steel Reserve

I appreciate this update, thank you for your service.

nice touch!

YouTube video by Evana Ascencio Vlogs Lil John Performing at the 99th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

I watched the parade almost in its entirety (in the background as one does), and I can't believe I missed this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgdm...

My Black Friday: in what is the most exciting purchase in memory, I spent $30 on ten containers of marmite

It’s true what they say. In an mmmbop they ARE gone

no wonder there was an accident at this intersection

I find the word discomfiting discomfiting

by chance I found a dude standing on the porch at 10:03. I opened the door and said hi, did you knock? He said no, I got here at 9:56, it was too early for my 10am appt. I was like, well, we're not THAT attached to time here! You can knock...

a thing I've noticed at work is that folks come to our front door, which we keep locked bc we're by appt, but they don't knock. then they call us and say they are at the front door. fellas is it gay to knock? why do people not knock on the door anymore?

In my defense, he didn’t answer my questions and sent me a ChatGPT response. So I feel like while I may be a dick I am not wrong. I fucking hate ai

I was the opposite of somebody’s peace today when I responded to an email: we seem to be having communication issues, I asked these questions for a reason. This also seems like a chat gpt email response?

Sometimes you have an unexpected sandwich, like a paffle, and it’s actually not that bad

Another day, another sandwich

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I still have a tiny bit of hope: even thought Michael Apted passed in 2021, someone producing a 70 up and it will be released in 2026

I feel like it's time to primary Mark Warner, right? He's up in 2026. Unfortunately Tim Kaine isn't up until 2030 for reelection, but I'm tired of both of them

Another dude I went to hs with just asked me (via Ig) which part of love actually I liked best, hs bros coming out on top tonight lol

Found one of my best friends from HS on IG and he has 4 pics, 2 of them are the same (selfie w/his family of 4), and he’s an oral surgeon in the Air Force. Can’t think of a better Ig feed, perfect, I hope he’s so happy

What if his name were Andrews Cuomo? That would be more interesting right? (no)

The best time I ever went to church was when I was maybe 9 and we showed up and it ending. It was the spring time change so we were an hour late. Straight to the punch and cookie room

Ask me a question. There’s a good chance I don’t know the answer.

I don’t know. I don’t know when anyone asks me anything. I don’t know.

I’m a confirmed hater yes but I do love Greece and yet still you will never get me to give a fuck about a yorgos lanthimos movie

this achievement will last only momentarily but I must celebrate for it comes so rarely

😎 hell yeah I better be there then!

I’ve been clocking 730 lately. It’s awesome as hell

Just want to make sure to time my disco nap correctly lol 😎

perhaps i am blind or dumb, but what time y'all starting?

I’m so sad about D’Angelo it almost doesn’t make sense. Last time I was this sad in an artist way was when david Berman died and I don’t think that is a helpful metric. Actually I wasn’t this sad. But still it’s a useful understanding of me for like zero people

seems I went to grad school for advanced calendar control. I got a doctorate in scheduling. And I was already great at it (unfortunately), didn't need school for that! I think it's my only real talent/skill: understanding western conceptions of space & time to harmonize your outlook calendar