Jeff Cenna

I love to “make another pot of coffee in case anyone wants some” then drink a personal bonus liter o’joe straight to the face and have seven consecutive panic attacks

There are no winners in this fight

This nerd sucks

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...

"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"

Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)

Well-stated. No notes

This is my half sleeve tattoo haha

This Mystic Decade by Hot Snakes on Apple Music Song · 2004 · Duration 3:03

One of the greatest Snake-authored songs of all time.
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Did this last week and can confirm it rules

Crazy short-term vision

When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm

One of the most expensive rosters ever assembled *that we know of*, only because player pay is above board now.

(Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)

Beagle boy

The AppleTV MLB Big Inning quad-screen is like NFL Redzone for baseball. Not sure if they've done this all season, but man it makes the games feel exciting.

My god how have they survived

YouTube video by Columbia Sportswear Columbia. Engineered For Whatever.

If you don't like this spot, you've probably never been outdoors
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Well, maybe ChatGPT5 will *finally* allow me to make all those pictures of "Dead Celebrities Reuniting In Heaven"

And a wee Starbucks inside that tiny Best Buy

Bloomberg.com screenshot: Headline: The stress of Wall Street is sending men to pelvic floor therapy. Pen-and-ink with tan and brown color wash illustration, cropped in on a man in business suit with his hands clasped and legs crossed.

My pelvic floor has a high ceiling

fine take this Like, stupid Zac Brown Band

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Screw you ChatGPT

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Who cares, it's funny. Matches the half cooked bacon 😄 and suburban kitchen

The orange juice moment is my favorite

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 first drive: hype meets hyperspeed Protect your neck.

This ZR1 is a BEAST www.theverge.com/cars/676708/...

I may have to shelve Gran Turismo and Days Gone for this

Walmart assumes their employees will use Medicaid for insurance coverage, it's part of their business model

LinkedIn voice: here's what the Pacers last second comebacks have taught me about SaaS enterprise solution management