The American Caliban

Eggs

Ordered! This one’s for the right to petition

Autocorrect changed a typo in “signature” to “dog attire.”

Also, “Stukas over Disneyland” is my favorite Beach Boys song

Nice! Haha

“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.

I was thinking it was the Yes Men probably

Thank you!

Affirmative

The zuul fridge scene from Ghostbusters

@zebulony.bsky.social ahem

Grim

No need for the Black Maria

I leave it but I have no idea why

Increasingly depressed by friends becoming reactionaries and disinformation victims. Would prefer a different zeitgeist.

It is warm and comforting

Yep. Bad news but better than FIRE which was a distinct possibility here

Is it good when the electrician says “wow you weren’t kidding! This isn’t what I expected!”

Hard to express the rage

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It features actor Slim Pickens as Major "King" Kong, riding a nuclear bomb as if it were a rodeo bull.

Goodnight.

It’s a fun record too. Played it on college radio back then

The Fabulous Sounds of the Pacific Northwest - Wikipedia

This record samples it and riffs on it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fab...

C’est vrai

Envious!

I’m impressed.

Yesterday I failed my entire morning routine and missed a doctor appointment. So yeah.

FWIW I use Siri as a timer

Hey same

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