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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

03.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6347    πŸ” 1221    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 36

Jesus Fucking Christ

22.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called this. Something about him skeeved me from the get-go

21.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like the Pentagon on 9/11

21.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword over his head while standing on a stone wall Alt: a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword over his head while standing on a stone wall

The Louvre security guard

19.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my concern

18.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's smerkin all the way to the bank

16.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I use Podcast Addict and it does not show up in a search there

15.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely nothing can go wrong with OpenAI having a full record of your sexy chatbot interactions.

14.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10

That's the truly wild thing. He is so unimpressive as an actor.

If he weren't a piece of shit he'd be fine. But not special.

13.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, now, this is something

13.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scaryolas

11.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope this doesn't turn out to be a Rickety Cricket-type situation.

10.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
xanax in a cinnabon (@xanabon) on twitter: "sorry I can't hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird"

xanax in a cinnabon (@xanabon) on twitter: "sorry I can't hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird"

16.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, β€œdid you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, β€œno but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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A chihuahua in a DIY Pinhead costume from Hellraiser, complete with head pins and leather attire, carried in a bag against an autumn park backdrop for a timely Halloween vibe.

A chihuahua in a DIY Pinhead costume from Hellraiser, complete with head pins and leather attire, carried in a bag against an autumn park backdrop for a timely Halloween vibe.

06.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

Dont do it

05.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Wayne? Do you mean Marion?

04.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

04.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11429    πŸ” 3584    πŸ’¬ 303    πŸ“Œ 221
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How to air layer a metasequoia BONSAI
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#Learn #tutor #bonsai

03.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Coming up on Programme 4: Gary Brooker (Procol Harum) is BROOKER

03.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

Especially after Labor Day

02.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's got the Pope on the ropes

02.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Dane Cook a fictional comedian?

01.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rally round the family
Pockets fulla Tums

11.01.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine converting to Catholicism and getting personally reprimanded by 2 Popes within 6 years.

Truly an idiot before God.

30.09.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™„

30.09.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally 30 minutes of previews and commercials before a movie last night.

30.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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