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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only...

Starting to feel like an Amazon prime membership is just paying for the privilege of paying more money.

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

Who in the cereal box industry can I talk to about the strength of the glue they use because that person needs to chill out

Ha! Doink

That smartass cheerleader is my hero

I support the halter-top style of #52.

How did that guy pronounce Lexington? Lecktegington?

Fun fact. In Ann arbor, some would refer to Ypsilanti, MI as "Ypsitucky" and those ppl suck. So, go Cats, but my heart is always a little bit with EMich

I feel for that guy

Oof...the discover feed is shiiiiiiiiiit

Waiting for Yakety Sax to start playing on the PA system

I could get used to this!

I think Duke built those end zone platforms to hide the fact that no one wants to go to a Duke game

Also, nothing humble about this brag. I'm proud of hauling my 48 year old ass across Lexington

Today was my longest run (10.9 mi) and fastest 10k (1:06). I was neither being chased, nor needing to get anywhere fast.

Hey! Happy birthday!

Calzada sounds like something you dip in marinara. Like you could order a dozen for delivery.

I don't actually remember the last time I saw a safety

Pirro’s Office Fails to Get Indictment Against Sandwich Guy - Washingtonian It's often said that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich, but federal prosecutors in DC were reportedly unable to secure an indictment against a man accused of throwing a sub at a cop at 14th and...

Looking at you, subway-ad-exec-who-isnt-a-coward. Now's your time to shine.

www.washingtonian.com/2025/08/27/p...

The year is 2025. Why are home printers still so universally terrible?

Wait, what is that cocktail?

My youngest son eats a banana by completely removing the peel and taking bites around the middle like it's a corn cob.
I am raising chaos incarnate.

Ooo...First and last king of Haiti might be next on the list!

Why do you hate my bank account? J/k bring it!

I should just come out and admit that I'm a sucker for online historians recommending books. That is my jam.

Correction: 1:14:08

1:16 whew!

Filling up

Haven't done this in a while, so I'm unsure how this will go. We signed up two days ago. Witness me.