Cait👾

I had my April Fool's Joke yesterday when I thought the 31st was the 1st and wished two people happy birthday a day early

I am once again asking you to not make a mockery of our country on the international stage 🤡

ty-bayonet-betteridge on tumblr: ""you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there"

noooooo but what were you gonna get done

I think, because I can, I'm going to choose Joy this week

Friendly reminder that all negative thoughts that arrive after 10 pm are hidden anxieties floating to the top and are to be regarded as emotionally passing gas

judgement from on high

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

I just finished Valor by John Gwynne! I don’t have the rest of the series yet and I’m not allowed to buy more books until I finish more books I already have 😭 so Ruin and Wrath will have to wait

Hmm I should probably delete all my tweets, not that there’s anything worth scraping

My brain is awake enough that I finally finished a book for the first time in like two months 🎉 it’s the little things

Imma be real, I was in some seasonal funk and then stress-induced for most of Sept-Oct

It’s nice to have my brain back again

It was only on for like ten minutes but it counts!!

Today it was cool enough to turn on my heater and get all the dust out 🥹 thank god

I love him and would die for him

Man I forget how social media works

I joined Team Rubicon (bc it’s never going to stop and I want to help) and my broken brain keeps saying “firebase rubicon” like I haven’t played that game in YEARS

i can't believe that it's still the same year as like.... 6 months ago

Get you a bestie who spams you with horse pictures from Medieval Times

I’m just a girl, sitting in an airport, praying for this iced coffee to turn me into a new person

Just my daily ranting and raving about how lucky I am to have the friends that I do 🥰

I think today is Fleetwood Mac Friday

Every once in awhile I surprise myself with how deeply the nerd runs in my veins- telling a friend who’s having atrocious luck in a video game to not buy a lottery ticket bc it would end up being the short story Lottery and she’d win 🥲

tbh i feel like since i turned 30 that i'm finally in the main story of life, like everything before 30 was just prologue ??

Cause next week is gonna be as cold as the last Snowmaggedon and I have friends that weren't here for it... gotta get the HEB runs finished before everyone else makes a run for it

I spent this morning like a weird amalgamation of Paul Revere and Eddard Stark, running around to all my group chats screaming "WINTER IS COMING"

I’m the friend that gets sunburned while taking a nap indoors

hypothetically

Brown and white spaniel standing on a bed, lip stuck on his teeth

First Pip Pic of the year 🤩