Iβve never been more proud to say that Iβve never seen Harry Potter
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Poor Elise. The troll job here is π₯
China has no fucks to giveπ€£
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Republicans' solution to the Republican-caused, wholly unnecessary economic turmoil Americans are currently going through?
Make up a silly name ("Panican") to mock Americans who are genuinely worried about losing their savings and jobs. They are so mature and constructive that way.
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You can disable safari in screen time settings on iPhone!! Itβs not deleting, but it does effectively the same thing.
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Unless theyβre a crazy republican who cries about you being gay*
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
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A screenshot of Chazβs profile, with the amount of followers he has circled (69)
Oh my god nobody ever follow me again
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This π© right here!! ππΎππΎπ€¬
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I knew one day Iβd have to watch powerful men burn the world down β I just didnβt expect them to be such losers
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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New Yorker cover from November 2016 showing a guy on the subway reading a newspaper with the headlines "oh, sweet Jesus please God, no "and "anything but that" and "come on."
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Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation
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Meta Deletes Trans and Nonbinary Messenger Themes
Amid a series of changes that allows users to target LGBTQ+ people, Meta has deleted product features it initially championed.
New: Meta has deleted trans and nonbinary Messenger themes, as well as the blog posts announcing them. Happens the same week that it has changed its rules to allow users to say LGBTQ+ people are "mentally ill"
www.404media.co/meta-deletes...
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