The Cleric

Dangit. This is why you’re the Doctorb.

That’s what the S in MRSA is. It’s just a strain of strep that is antibiotic resistant.

One can only hope

Yes

Hey, they said throat

That’s how it starts

I hope not. Because that’s just MRSA.

So glad they were able to get it without RFK’s interference for once.

Friday Night Frights

this court is on the “bad teammate” level of the hydration chart

Jameis Winston is embarrassed on their behalf.

Well brave in the sense that it could fail whereas a punt guarantees you keep the ball.

Just a true vow of poverty.

Just have every player run out of bounds. It’s the safest play.

Than an Inuit’s ear covering collection I assume. But I have a pure heart.

The only one in our hearts.

Should they dust the wets?

YOU’RE THE GOOD ONE

I never thought they’d change their mascot, but I’ll hand it to them this is a good one.

No I think touching the players helmet counts as “possession” and you get a new set of downs.

I mean isn’t that every ACC team other than the one really good one?

Is this like the game where you try to guess how many 3-loss streaks auburn had in a row?

Then just say “Well I was non-descriptively unsober”

You won’t sound like a cop at all.

Well, 2 seasons from hell.

I don’t speak hip-hop.

Then you just need soccer code names for the people. Like calling MTG “West Ham”