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I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊). Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life. II Corinthians 8:13-15 Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.

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Thanks!

12.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just How Remarkable Was Indiana's 2025 Season? Indiana’s Cinderella-like transformation from perpetual basement dweller into national champion was an astonishing story line in the 2025 college football season. But how remarkable were they really?

Popping my head in from a self-imposed social media hiatus to share this. The question of just how amazing Indiana's 2025 season hasn't left my brain since it was posed by @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social . So I tried to answer the question the best way I know how: poorly and with charts.

10.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.01.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAs woke as Bill Kristol” is the FLOOR for Dems who want my vote.

08.01.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But you do see! Indeed, you note trouble and grief,
that you may take it into your hands;
the helpless commit themselves to you;
you have been the helper of the orphan.

β€”Psalm 10

08.01.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They think in their heart, β€œGod has forgotten; he has hidden his face; he will never see it.”
Rise up, O Lord; O God, lift up your hand; do not forget the oppressed.
Why do the wicked renounce God and say in their hearts, β€œYou will not call us to account”?

β€”Psalm 10

08.01.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why, O Lord, do you stand far off?
Why do you hide yourself in times of trouble?
In arrogance the wicked persecute the poorβ€”
let them be caught in the schemes they have devised.

β€”Psalm 10

08.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Their mouths are filled with cursing and deceit and oppression;
under their tongues are mischief and iniquity.
They sit in ambush in the villages;
in hiding places they murder the innocent.

β€”Psalm 10

08.01.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah my worry is like yours, how long will it take people to wake up instead of hitting the snooze alarm.

08.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coach we need a quarterback not a game manager. Step up or step out of the way.

08.01.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a rope around his neck is standing next to another man with a rope around his neck ALT: a man with a rope around his neck is standing next to another man with a rope around his neck
08.01.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ain’t on the money cannon team you better be on team PTKU.

08.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

08.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19773    πŸ” 5313    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 172

Excuse me. That would go on my resume as β€œUndefeated at the highest levels”

08.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

abolishing immigration and customs enforcement is the absolute floor for any nominee that gets my vote, and every single activist and donor and every single regular joe like me needs to say it from their nose to their toes.

abolishing immigration and customs enforcement is the floor. kill it.

08.01.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This just broke me. Like I seriously need to log off now.

07.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Line starts at the back no matter how much time you accrued at the other job.

07.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bishops notching up the wins today:

07.01.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.

07.01.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4618    πŸ” 1337    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 21

Well my neighbor is Georgia, and Georgia is a verb, so this math checks out.

07.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen . ALT: a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen .
07.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this tactic ALREADY FAILED in out last governor's election.

07.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a dark week, but I just saw someone reply to an "Abolish ICE" post with a scoldy Bluesky "Uh, try abolish DHS" and that joy will sustain me for a little while.

07.01.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6213    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 25
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE SOCIALISTS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A SOCIALIST. THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TRADE UNIONISTS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A TRADE UNIONIST. THEN THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A JEW. THEN THEY CAME FOR ME- AND THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO SPEAK FOR ME.

MARTIN NIEMOLLER

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE SOCIALISTS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A SOCIALIST. THEN THEY CAME FOR THE TRADE UNIONISTS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A TRADE UNIONIST. THEN THEY CAME FOR THE JEWS, AND I DID NOT SPEAK OUT- BECAUSE I WAS NOT A JEW. THEN THEY CAME FOR ME- AND THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO SPEAK FOR ME. MARTIN NIEMOLLER

If only someone had spoken a very famous quotation about this very thing when the original nazis were around so that people would know!

07.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be the race for Florida governor this year where it's very likely we'll see a MAGA guy vs. a guy who was a Republican congressman only 9 years ago.

07.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rep. Castor, do you REALLY think this is the most important issue going on right now?

Because as your constituent I'll be honest it's not even close to my number one right now.

07.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rep. Castor, do you REALLY think this is the most important issue going on right now?

Because as your constituent I'll be honest it's not even close to my number one right now.

07.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was kid3 for us. First two lured us into complacency and the kid3 almost broke us.

07.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful, I've seen accounts get a second block over this for "block evasion".

07.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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