The Cleric

Other alternative would be if someone got sue happy in the past due to them not calling 911, so now they always do for more than a fever to keep the lawyers happy.

Snitches get scritches (not the good kind)

That is what I'd expect. Now how many times have they had an active shooter lockdown due to a crime in the area? More than I'd like to count.

Buddy if elected I will make prisons that are "OOPS! All MBAs"

Maybe all our kids' elementary schools practiced "we don't have to inform you" but I can't recall a single time its happened.

you absolutely did vote for this, you craven dorks

Can we just use bears for guards?

Will Lawyers' prison be a wing of business prison, or its own thing?

To be fair, everything Richard Kind is in is fantastic.

Anyone who ends with “hope this helps” neither hopes it helps nor has ever actually been helpful.

Yeah this is like the discourse someone was pushing a month or two ago that stay at home moms are inherently anti-feminist.

Some people don’t know how to separate things from a larger context.

The next election is going to be just peachy.

this looks great

Edgar’s AutoCrossbow is OP. Don’t at me.

Also am I the only one who purposefully kills the two soldiers you’re paired with at the beginning to horde that sweet XP for Terra only?

It’s all about who you know.

Schwerer Gustav - Wikipedia

Or this completely useful technology

every Atlantic naval encounter from late 1943 onward is like the Fuehrer's Battleship Admiral Nazi Glorious Harbinger of Eternal Imperial Dawn versus six identical copies of the USS We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

So many comments flying through my head. Such as

It’s all fun and games until the pigeon gives you a present.

Oh does he have a friend on the Chargers?

That’s below 80. That’s fall in my book.

Not even his worst time running face first into trouble.

I had the same suspicion myself at first.

These things should come with usb ports to play custom mp3s.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social still laughing at “Scott Satterfield is on your porch eating cheddar straws.”

Putting this on my resume.

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

Well you can’t put in the paper that they’re mad.

I loved QB challenge