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@thecleric.bsky.social

I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊). Unapologetic wife guy. II Corinthians 8:13-15 Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.

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Dudes can learn so much from dudes when we put our hemi brains together

03.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art

02.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3458    πŸ” 1364    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 43

Still looks better than s’moyster

04.08.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell Saffron I said hi.

04.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man holding a dinosaur with the words curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal written above him ALT: a man holding a dinosaur with the words curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal written above him
04.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same dude at Medieval Times:

Man, this was when we were a real society.

03.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this entire made up controversy is driving me nuts. I have a genetic disease. I’ve written about eugenics. Not everything is eugenics!

03.08.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 55

I thought it was Numb-Ers

03.08.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It creates a memory that cuts deep.

03.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it.

03.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Potion Of The Hornt: Upon drinking this potion, the player gains a +4 bonus to Performance and Persuasion checks for 1 hour. After the hour the player MUST roll a Const. check of 10 difficulty to continue the effect for 1 hr. If the effect lasts more than 4 hrs, the player loses 1d4 HP every hour.

03.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it now. Doodles girlfriend is from Canada. Nik probably wouldn’t know her.

03.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be quite happy if Doodle got a day with Syla, but that’s just me.

03.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blade in Twilight

03.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fred Schneider voice:
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
β€œ15 miles to the…….”

Hardy’s Mom:
WAAAAAAAAAAAANG SHACK

03.08.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know what changed, but this is what it feels like to use this website now

03.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5308    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 0
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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

I swear if one of you comments without reading the article first I’m going to shame you.

03.08.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is standing in front of a microphone . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a striped shirt is standing in front of a microphone .
03.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you reveal the final number I’ll find the numbers for my daughter who will be 5 in three weeks. It will probably be around 75% of all of those numbers as she’s a tiny little thing.

03.08.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry. Not while James Franklin is on the case.

03.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you have to take a risk to win big.

03.08.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if you saw two, but because they hit each other?

03.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it hallucinates Biblical references as frequently as it does legal references that should lead to a lot of perplexed parishioners.

03.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I preached an AI sermon and got compliments I’d walk into the sea.

03.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Hard no.

03.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pail of
Intensive
Therapy &
Treatment

03.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will accept on faith that this is worthy of visit.

03.08.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to see this

03.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

U TAKE THAT BACK. WE’RE A CLASSY FANBASE.

03.08.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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