Boozy McHound

#alanjackson #slammetal #slamahoochie #mosh. Day 2 of marching on camera until my daughter is brave enough to do it herself. TikTok video by GANGAR

This feels relevant to some of my friends here.

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whatever ur deadass chopped like ur mom.

ur mom's an o-p-p?
yeah, you know me.

scored the puck AND himself.

You'd really enjoy Jaguars fandom!
The ceremonial first mock draft after regular season week 5 before the Heisman list and first playoff rankings are released - just magnificent.

boys first tourney faces off tomorrow.

can I get on the waitlist?

lol
I could have also said [insert any 90s country artist who used exclusively turn-of-phrase punchlines in songs about being a country artist]

Zach Top is just Alan Jackson cos-play.

Shoulda centered it in DUVAL

and the constant creep of screens and electronics and other things that I can't use an OBDII reader to look at means I am stuck buying used for the foreseeable future.
Still do the vast majority of work on all our vehicles myself.
/fights urge to start screed on Right To Repair acts and laws.

I have to buy because no lease will ever work with me on mileage.
I've put 135k on a 2014 MYSELF since buying it used in 2019.
I work from home and put almost 25k on it a year between jobsites and kids road trips and tourney travels.
She eats O2 sensors every 50k, but still gets +40mpg.

Go coach youth sports. 😀
You'll get to see the fleeting excitement and joy of newly acquired skills and personal victories in a persons eyes before the remainder of their souls are slowly and systemically drained by the machinations of time, societal judgements, and the inescapable economic system.

More than zero

/looks around in Germany solar utilization confusion

when we moved into our house - that was one of my non-negotiables - to get gas into the kitchen.

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REJECT MODERNITY

working from home wins again

/deep exhale
now imagine how people do things that aren't part of their JOB

Imma be pedantic here.
'someone might SWING them first'. A good jab should land first even if they've started their Tebow-esque backswing delivery

The guy who fell down gonna claim this is AI cause AInt no way I got knocked dey-yown

I always watch these and wonder why no one seems to know what a jab is or how to throw one.
Like, haymaker, cyclone, spinning roundhouse, or whatever they think they saw on AEW.
Just step into them, turn your back foot and hips, and break their guard. One good punch and most will fall and surrender

goddamn right motherfucker

it's easier to disregard obvious issues for me than trying to nitpick or figure out where they drew the line.

bring back practical effects

using the 'everyone is 12' internet take; it would appear "ew, vegetables are icky". Also: cream cheese based icing over pure sugar.

DUVAL noises.

Stop giving Trevor the benefit of late game play. Dude handed the ball to the other team on the 2 td line when we could have dodged all this stupid back and forth.

like Mack Brown they simply drain your life force