@phooey.bsky.social
Faceless bureaucrat
And they know even less since
01.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He was on the Millennium Dome steering committee….just saying
01.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘She installed a juke box at UCL to liven that stiff Jeremy Bentham up’
01.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'd like to thank Simon Jenkins for the perfect opportunity to launch @jim.londoncentric.media as a meme
01.08.2025 11:42 — 👍 94 🔁 16 💬 12 📌 2Yeah, shut the f*ck up Dennis
01.08.2025 10:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They may have wandered off by themselves
30.07.2025 11:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘…and the rash has cleared up’
30.07.2025 11:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha!
30.07.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh crap. I certainly shouldn't have said I knew Jeffrey Epstein was kidnapping young girls from my hotel spa.
29.07.2025 23:17 — 👍 1628 🔁 229 💬 5 📌 4That was an open goal…
29.07.2025 09:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why break the habit of a lifetime?
29.07.2025 09:17 — 👍 71 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Finally, someone had the guts to say it
29.07.2025 08:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is his coffin the shape of a wheelie bin
28.07.2025 21:58 — 👍 93 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0
‘You’re nicked mate’
28.07.2025 10:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nice
27.07.2025 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Genius
25.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This movie? x
25.07.2025 19:23 — 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1He is indeed one of the best
25.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this anything anyone can help with? Gavin is a lovely chap who has devoted his life to looking after others; any recommendations or RPs gratefully accepted
25.07.2025 16:31 — 👍 7 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 0Despicable
25.07.2025 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
25.07.2025 07:10 — 👍 8641 🔁 3437 💬 50 📌 47
Teacher (barely containing his sense of foreboding):
"I'd like you all to give a warm welcome our exchange student from South Korea"
Unbelievable
22.07.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seems more cheerful here…
22.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Marvellous as ever
21.07.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yorkshire is indisputably God's Own County, because it's the only one mentioned in the Bible.
"Three men came from the East Riding on camels"
Press red for ‘cataract cam’
16.07.2025 11:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0‘Get out!’ gif etc
16.07.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
