Noooooo

Now just arrest all the others.

I appreciate the small moments in life when I am not in some sort of pain.

Every time I want and see a topo chico, it is in a location where charging an exorbitant rate is normalized. It makes it seem very classy even though it's just bubble water.

As an adult, I make enough to spend on random things of interest. But as an adult that has been poor most his life, I feel guilty with any and every purchase.

The more time goes on, the more sickened I get when I see royalty in historical or fictional stories. Its just an eternal con throughout history.

I feel ya, I should have started back on keto but instead got intrigued by making my own baguettes.

Made bread. Told only the girl about it. Bluesky suddenly showing me people making bread. She may be A.I.

@acidlich.bsky.social Hey I was wondering your thoughts on possibly using your Acid Lich design for a tattoo. Not sure the protocol on that and thought I'd ask out of respect.

And I mean this in the sense that even if we were compatible, they are never seeing my messages or caring because they are getting touted around as the cream of the crop. Very odd.

Okay Hinge standout section is just "you have no shot with these people". Why am I seeing this.

New worst song I've heard in a while: Noted millionaire Blake Shelton singing about making minimum wage and his girls love being somehow like that.

Oh man do I have a lot to say. Soooooo much it is truly overwhelming. I think it could take forever to get through honestly. The government, taxes, marriage...I gotta say some important stuff here. But first I rate this post. 1/10.

Girl says she wants to talk about animals in profile, I oblige and she says her dog died. End of convo. She's pretty good.

I'd eat that out of the garbage.

Just got on Hinge and its worrying to know when you like someone they get an alert on their phone with a low-res pic of you like:

"Oh boy 10k signatures stating this person should be impeached"

Ignored.

What I notice mostly is how the current admin has crafted a barrier of immunity for themselves and yet people can't fathom any method beyond going through the usual channels to make changes. They don't care. The President himself can't even be held accountable for breaking federal law.

Or...just not have these thugs at all.

Can anyone tell me the difference between using A.I. to make music and using samples to make music?

When I (rarely) go to pubs/sports bars, its always people in their 50s+ and I wonder if people age into it or is it more likely these places won't exist in 30 years.

I'd guess utilizing a variety of ingredients and not wasting them is a big part of that.

I wish I had your patience for making these dishes they always look incredible.

No matter what fad diet or exercise trend or whatever you try, its never as satisfying as "eat bad food:lay around".

I know this is hack but man getting fat is just way more enjoyable than getting fit.

"Hmm yellow light on Echo device. Probably just another ad...okay Alexa what is the notification?"

*VOLUME MAX* "YOU SHOULD GET MORE JOCK ITCH POWDER FOR YOUR BALLS!"

Having now watched a Swamp Thing film, I can now say assuredly that yes, he is a far more viable romantic partner than myself.

You simply must realize this is not a necessary practice when a tea bag is individually wrapped. Please stop. Thank you tea bag companiez.

Hey tea bag companies: Stop gluing the little tab at the end of the string to the tea bag. It rips a hole in the bag VERY OFTEN. ARE YOU LISTENING, TEA BAG COMPANIES(all) ?!! 😬