Cole E. Buttz

Make your anxiety more fun by calling it the doomies.

hey @keithpille.bsky.social

SIMPLY HAVING A

Did you see that Hewlett-Packard has a sauce now? Crazy...

🙏🙏🙏

time to rate some sums of money

$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

Why is no one talking about how The Neutron Dance is basically the Duck Tales theme song. The world demands answers!

First clip with the new P Bass! #bassguitar #fender #talktalk #newwave

🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵

You're iconic? Bitch, I'm ionic, the bonding that occurs between oppositely charged ions.

You'll have to name one Hoover then!

A fine name 😄 I always say I should give my instruments names but never settle!

Yeah I can't stop playing this thing 😅

A furry thing holding a pretty cream and gold bass guitar

NEW BASS! #bassguitar

don’t talk to me before i’ve my first cup of herb alpert & the tijuana brass

pizza hut
lasagna hovel
minestrone shed
fettuccine hole

This is the skeet that will make me famous. If it doesn't, it's clearly because the world isn't ready for my genius.

In space, no one can hear you scream. In Nordstrom's, everyone can :(

When I die, I hope i get a 7 goon salute at my funeral.

punished rudolph

his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Watching Blown Away Christmas and no one has made a sick Santa bong what the hell

That 9/11 song is a *journey*

First thing I do in a game is see if there's a UI scaling slider 😅

Sometimes I feel like soup. Like, not that I want soup, but that I *am* soup.