Jeffery

This is now yesterday's connections

People would rather paralyze themselves ruminating on the scope of the problem instead of taking a step forward

Crazy that someone was paid to write this dogshit

oppenheimer so boring just meeting after meeting after meeting. If you love reading minutes into a committee so much why don't you stop being hollywood director and literally just get a normal job

Crooked and incompetent. You have to have both to be in the movement; if you're smart or principled you get filtered out. It's not an accident they're all like this

he really thought he was hot shit writing about the time he didn't score

All members of the board drive for uber. If you're already driving to the board meeting, not picking up a fare on the way is just leaving money on the table. This is wealth mindset and it's what separates the people on top from the people on the bottom

A brave dictator to do the necessary, yet sadly unpopular thing and "pay down the debt" (no redistribution allowed)

If you listen to these people, they will tell you straight up they are cratering democracy and leaving the climate in shambles for whatever future humanity has left because they couldn't turbocharge austerity enough under neoliberalism. They genuinely believe true austerity has never been tried

Makes me sad to think that Lincoln would never get to shit in either of these. Life cut short.

He hugs fellas like this too absolutely

I would let him nut in me for$100,000 per month child support

If you love twitter so much why don't you marry it

The Andrew, formerly Prince

Get in there and riff with her

For too long there has been no place for handsome princes to reveal their true identities

Interesting

I used to love reframing right wing shit into a conspiracy of upward redistribution,but it falls apart when they're slowly killing the golden goose, like bro I thought you were in this for the eggs dawg

These guys put their money where their mouth is vis a vis consuming poison and forgoing actual medicine

Also picking up sheets of plywood or drywall. They will deliver that shit to you for $50. You spent $20k more up front to do it yourself, you dumbass

Trailer people are also kind of stupid. You can get a really nice cabin, hotel, rental RV, for the difference in price between a pickup + trailer that you'll haul once a year VS a sedan

No it sucks

Everyone wants a big tent until it's full of chicks and minorities

The one thing capitalism has adequately provided is an integrated network of infrastructure that allows you to order a professionally made, cooked pizza to your door for a relatively modest price. There is no need for "frozen pizza" and under socialism it will be banned entirely

I know I will never see a story about the ucp making anything better, but it's still disappointing to see them making things worse

I have put water on my ass before; in fact I do it every day. There is a hard ceiling on how amazing an experience washing your ass while seated on a toilet can be and anyone who is evangelical about it is kind of suspect

How is it that every week this guy gets to prove again that negotiating with him is worthless

A vampire would not sleep in a coffin full of blood. The blood is its food. like sleeping in a can of spaghettios

Just going by some context clues here, it appears its weirdness is the point of the post and that it is a joke

Replies off lol. I don't think these people are capable of consciously realizing how stupid they are, but at least on some level they're aware their shtick is wearing thin.