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YouTube video by Sub Pop Wolf Parade - You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son

Keeping the Canadian/Montreal content going:

Wolf Parade
You Are A Runner And I Am My Father's Son
#LyricsPrompt #LyricsPrompt2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OevW...

Cuomania runnin wild, brother

I like to sautee half an onion, couple cloves of garlic, a bell pepper, and a handful of cherry tomatoes, plus whatever zucc, spinach, or chard I have in the fridge, and serve it over a couple ounces of pasta. Maybe 20 min including prep time, can make the coffee and kid's lunch in the meantime.

Next level right there

you think it's just a particularly majestic lion and then you realize the mane spells UAPB

Duriel, King of Maggots, has endorsed Cuomo

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Friend of mine once pulled a "Wait we're gonna walk *all the way* from Williamsburg to Greenpoint?" like yes it is 200 entire yards.

Affectionately: anyone who has lived in New York for longer than six months is the laziest human being alive and thinks going 45 minutes to see someone in Queens is the equivalent of rowing across the Atlantic solo, they are not going anywhere

I mean give me the whole turkey, mashed potatoes, the rolls, and four servings of cranberries and I will eat like a king all the rest of my days.

Got some bad news about your friends

Tweet from Ella Devi: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!! Photo of Ella with another canvasser and Wallace Shawn

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

The "it's time to stop posting" meme but the cat's paw has the stigmata

Homey literally said "touch mass"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

I am fairly sure that, if I do not share this image, this lady is going to crawl out of my computer screen in 7 days

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

If you let 'em soak in the milk for a little bit, it makes 'em less crunchy

Christmas stuff was front-and-center at the grocery store yesterday and, like, there is an entire grocery-centric holiday between now and then!

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

This was my favorite of the bunch bsky.app/profile/jpar...

YouTube video by Supreme Sounds Juli - Fahrrad (Official Video)

Today's earworm youtu.be/Oca5XAmxoXE?...

Ever since I turned 40, this is more or less how my joints sound, too.

A... are they glad that Cuomo murdered their husband? Was that the quid pro quo? Did they owe him one?

Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"

Oh sure but *I* lay in a ditch and drink bottles of wine for a couple of days and "I have a problem" and "I am no longer invited to Thanksgiving"

right wing cruelty and modern cooking ignorance have produced people melting down that you can buy dijon mustard with food stamps.