robertus

now, when the little sphere fellow puffs up all full of air, is he not able to simply float above the dangers down below? he can? does this not present some type of contradiction, as the friction of violence is the intended purpose of this amusement?

Me: Ummmm fuck a jackalope, marry a skinwalker, kill a sasquatch? Ok your turn.

My date (a skinwalker): will you excuse me for just...

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Good news! The Jason Fox High Stakes D20 is back in stock at store.foxtrot.com!

The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could

Billy Steinberg RIP

You may not immediately know the name but by jingo you've heard Like A Virgin, Alone, So Emotional, True Colors, I Touch Myself, I Drove All Night, I'll Stand By You and Eternal Flame.

Never Going Back Again, the song that made me pick up a guitar and then put it back down

THERE ARE COLORS WE CANT SEE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH CONES

Cutting Edge airs on IFC channel today (check local listings for time) 📺

Honestly I'm impressed Switzerland are skating as well as they are, what with all the screwdrivers and nail files and little tweezers in their skates.

cmon man

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

YouTube video by FX Networks Fak Serves a Special Mirepoix Broth - Scene | The Bear | FX

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When we tell you that Democrats want the same thing as Republicans, just quieter this is exactly what we mean.

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

Yeah more than one and it's a "send it back and order something entirely different" for me

I mean I am by no means a theologan but a sizeable chunk of the epistles of St. Paul are basically "no, not like that"

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Right like I just saw Spike Lee and Reggie Miller bonding over footage of this guy and, like, this was clearly a Before Decision

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

A Swarovski Minion (bob)

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

There's a tradition that Simeon was, like, supernaturally old and this was sort of a lifting-of-a-curse situation, but there's nothing in the text to back that up and it's entirely possible he's, like, 35 and just like "welp, there's the Messiah, guess it's time to punch the ol' clock."

Nunc Dimittis is basically "okay I saw the baby, I can die now" which seems pretty goth to me

*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.

if you make "getting a beer with your friends after work" inaccessible to people who work at the grocery store then what the fuck do you suppose is going to happen

When they cut back to the NBC studio after the men’s figure skating final Scott Hamilton looked like 9/11 had just happened.