Caroline 🥀

She'll see you again in 25 years.

Permission to awooga?

"Yeah, [bride] was asking me how anyone can throw ass to this song, but I knew I had you as my ace in the hole"

Chat, the song in question is Firestarter by The Prodigy

The bar ran out of Malört before I could get to shot no. 3

We will inquire about the stock at Dodson's soon

A brief detour to picklebacks

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Nope still in KC!!

I'm out of practice so genuinely thank you!

A half-full bottle of Malört

There's 5 more hours of wedding reception, we will be emptying this bottle

Malört count: 1

HE'S SKEETING ON THE PARTY BUS SOMEONE CONFISCATE THIS MAN'S PHONE

Stunning 🤩

Pilgrim Chapel A public chapel for prayer & meditation

Channeling @nightmarejunkhead.bsky.social today (I'm casually at one of the shooting locations for Kansas City cinema masterpiece The Stylist)

Watch is telling me I got 2h55m of sleep and I have to be ON until ~midnight everyone please send me your best vibes

Jane magazine, now and forever. Mugshots from Sundance 2007. (Forgive the IG crop.)

Rosalind Franklin and the damage of gender harassment Spurred by a recent report on sexual harassment in academia, our columnist revisits a historical case and reflects on what has changed—and what hasn’t

Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).

2 Wick 2 Ed

The Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence is playing in this nail salon 10/10

I was able to get an appointment at CVS (in MO) with no wait!

Woke up early and went to the office gym on my day off, only to come home and see this post. Thank you for indirectly affirming my choice!!

Cursed Squidward "PLEASE RECRUIT ME INTO THE MILITARY. I'M NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH WEAPONS" meme, except it reads "NOTARY" instead of "MILITARY" and "STAMP" instead of "WEAPONS"

A professional update.

Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Schedule Pt 2

Reminder that this is still going on this week.

We've got RV There Yet and Among Us tonight. Still could use a few more folks for Among Us so let me know if you wanna join!

SUNRISE MOVEMENT ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BENCH BUILD Nov 15 11-4 PM Craft benches for & with your community! No experience required. Sign up: bit.ly/bigbenchbuild

.@sunrisemvmtkc.bsky.social doesn't appear to be active here anymore but they are hosting a bench building day on November 15th to combat the lack of seating at Kansas City bus stops!

More details at bit.ly/bigbenchbuild

Teen Vogue's Award-Winning Journalism Was Too Much Trouble for Condé Nast The outlet just won recognition for speaking truth to power. Condé Nast responded by eliminating its entire politics staff and folding it into Vogue.

Today's newsletter is about the awful and extremely political decision to gut Teen Vogue for parts www.readtpa.com/p/teen-vogue...

Walked on the work treadmill with my kindle and got from 43% of the way through my book to 80% I'm going to get SO MUCH READING done in the final few weeks of the year

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SANRIO LAW (everyone gets free plushies)

KANSAS CITY, A REP FROM RESPECT MO VOTERS IS AT THE CENTRAL BRANCH OF THE LIBRARY TODAY UNTIL 1PM!! someone will be here every Wednesday for the foreseeable future!!